Being bi

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Foood, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. I feel like i’m more of a disorderly mix rather than a middle ground actually.

    To break it down:

    Prefer to have a wedding with: a man
    Prefer to watch porn of: women
    Prefer looking at beautiful: women
    Fantasise mentally about: both
    Like to be seen in public with: a man for a date
    Could fall in emotional love with: both
    Ideal physical type: long hair, androgynous and thin

    Basically I like passing for a regular straight person because times I have presented as different, people in my town get weird. After a while stares, whispering and loud nasty remarks shit me. It’s sad that people can’t be more respectful.
     
  2. Respect is a two way street. Is it not intolerant not to accept other peoples intolerance?
     
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  3. Are you a Gemini?

    I can relate -

    throw with my left hand
    kick with my left foot
    scribble with my right hand
    right handed gitar
    toke with my right hand
     
  4. So your not picky about who you share your love with. That's not a bad thing in my book. I mean, love is love. Don't matter if you share your love with men, women, monkeys, llamas....

    Being bi, you must have a lot of phone numbers! George Carlin said about bi's

    "Can you imagine wanting to fuck everyone you meet."

    So you made a statement. You're bi. Well, good luck with that. Did you have a question too? Or is this a "coming out" statement?

    Why should you care what other people think? Screw em' and live your life

    Here's how I'm bi...

    With my left hand I:

    *Write
    *Jerk off
    *Fire a hand gun/ throw grenades
    *Hold a joint, beer, cigarette

    With my right I:

    *Wipe my ass
    *Use a computer mouse
    *Fire a rifle

    Good luck dude


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  5. Do what you want ,,its not hurting any one so just carry on ,,strut ya stuff ,and enjoy life be proud ..,mac,,,
     
  6. Nah.

    Intolerant people can totally and completely kiss my ass.

    J
     
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  8. Man - if I could I would -

    But I’m not as flexible as I was back then. Gettin Old sucks.

    J
     
  9. It sure does. Reiki is quite useful for that and lots of dark green vegetables (including cannabis leaves).
     
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  10. Are you bi too Jerry. I consider myself as bi, but there is very few 'men' I would bum. Ryan Reynolds would get it but cant think of many others. Mostly I'm about the ladyboys and the real women.
     
  11. I’m not.

    But I AM tolerant of your choices... lol

    I smile at the Ladyboiz - but I have no idea who Ryan Reynolds is.

    I’m pretty sheltered up here in the Central Maine sticks. I don’t watch the News or Current Events because it’s always and forever negative - I pretty much get any news I hear about from other folks that do feel the need to watch/keep up on it - I go to work early am in the dark, work all day and come home in the dark most days, eat, go to bed, do it again.

    I’m a very exciting person... LOL

    I suppose most would say I’m a boring vanilla heterosexual but my long time (almost 30 years married and dated for 7-8 before that - plus 3 - 20-something ur old daughters later) wife and I still seem to somehow kick ass in the bedroom - so I’m pretty content - and I believe she is... guys just don’t do it for me - I’m into a clean uninhibited female body - that’s what works extremely well for me.

    J
     
  12. How do you know though? Trust me once you have felt a bulging throbbing cock in your mouth you soon get a taste for it. Dont get me wrong women are far more attractive men but ya cant beat a nice big schlong in ya mouth too every now and then.
     
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  13. Oh I guarantee I can beat that - with a stick if it comes near my mouth lol

    Besides man; I’m just saving them for you.

    What are
    Friends for?

    Lol

    J
     
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  14. See I think all men are a lil bi. Willies are the best, we are all obsessed so I think all men are turned on by cocks.
     
  15. See, I’m kinda like Elaine on Seinfeld - feeing like men’s bodies are “utilitarian” - where women’s (eh - “most” (some??) women’s bodies are smooth, and sleek and soft and beautiful - but men’s are rough and not beautiful -

    Women (some lol) smell nice - where men do not to me -

    I enjoy a woman’s soft skin - to have a mans scratchy unshaven cheek up against mine - man, it just doesn’t do it for me.

    But again!! More for you dude!

    J
     
  16. See - this is just the ravings of a (bisexual) lunatic mind...

    Heh

    J/k

    J
     
  17. Yeh me too, but with men it's not about the sensuality. it's the fact that they are pure filth, men are much more satisfying to sleep with. The only thing that comes close is single mums over the age of 45 - they think every shag is their last so they go at it that bit harder.
     
  18. My Ol lady and I are in our 50’s so that deal applies to both of us every time -

    Seems to be workin.

    Funny - we were looking at some old photos of us both the other day of us both out by my old Ford Pinto in 1982 in her parents driveway - man, we were young and horny back then - couldn’t wait for her parents to leave...

    J
     
  19. Yeh I remember doinking the Mrs on her mums couch. She came back later and could smell it in the air...."why does it smell of wet tea bags in here" hahaha I used to get off on doinking her in her mums bed too, her mum ws quite the looker and still is a bit of a Gilf.
     
  20. Funny! My wife’s parents were older - didn’t have her until they were in their 40’s (her dad is 98 and goin strong now) - but her older mom used to giggle and playfully rub my butt lol - I was young, tanned and muscular from being a commercial roofer (what happened to my poor young body lol) and my wife and I used to laugh about it -

    To be 20 years old again...
     

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