being a girl fuckin rules...get u outta tight spots

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by 6ganjaprincess9, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. thats what i'm talkin about.
    i had to do the exact same thing.
    my boyfriends like annaleise you are retarded.
    then afterwards.. i love you do you realize what you just saved us from?!

    pussy power ftw.
     
  2. That's some pretty awesome quick thinking. I can just imagine the cop thinking about a search, thinking about having to call a female cop to do it, and the possibility that it probably is just a soaked tampon, and saying "F it, it aint worth it". I usually think of the best stuff AFTER whatever is happening is over. Dang, so much for a career as a wise-cracking world adventurer.

    Put your amazing powers to work for the common man, I need a good comeback for a guy at work who is always ripping on our janitor. I think his favorite saying is "Here comes X, you know what he does with that mop handle in private, don't you?". Now once or twice is funny, but I need something to stump/bash him.
     
  3. haha fuckin awesome. I wish I had a card like that to play. Course I've never run into a cop before :D
     
  4. Damn, that blunt prolly tasted extra nice:yummy:
     
  5. HAHAHAHAHA thats fuckin great
    +rep for stashin the stash in your snatch
     

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