~Beginners Guide to Everything~

this is a beginners guide to everything. it includes, but is not limited to, ways to smoke, places to smoke, ways to avoid getting caught, and answers to common situations. if you do not agree with this, dont get angry and post a pointless insult. instead, you can post a suggestion to delete or add something. feel free to ask any question you want to know and ill see if i cant give you an answer.

How to Smoke: Well, there are many answers to this. if you wanna make something to smoke out of, simply get yourself a water bottle or any other plastic bottle with the same size give or take some. then get yourself some tin foil, you only need enough to dip into the drinking part (bowl) and hang over the edges a little. then take something that can poke small holes into the tin foil (push pins, tacks, safety pins, pine needles, etc.) and poke a lot of holes at the bottom of the bowl. then take a lighter and melt a hole into either the bottom ridges of the bottle, and then bend the top part of the bottle up towards you. or if someone else can light it for you you can just melt a hole anywhere in the bottom part and hit from that.

Places to Smoke: the best is obviously outside. but say you wanna just smoke a bowl when your driving, the best roads are straight roads that dont have too many cars. also good spots are traffic lights at night, or drive thrus at anytime. so really you could go through a drive thru, smoke real quick, and leave the drive thru before its your turn. if you drive and park anywhere at night to smoke or roll just turn your lights off it makes it a whole lot less suspicious.
now say you wanna, like many people, smoke in your house when your parents are home (cuz its winter or late at night and cant just leave for 5 min). best place is in the shower, just start the shower on as hot as possible, put a towel in the door crack, and turn the fan on (still can do it without the fan) and just blow the smoke into the fan or ghost it and dont cherry it and youll be fine.

Places to Hide Your Ganj: i just hide mine in the closet coat hanger thing. but ive heard people put it in their deodarant bottle, in pockets of clothes in their dresser, in already-torn pillows, and thats about all ive heard.

Ways to Avoid Acting/Looking High: try to think of what your gonna say high. if you cant think of what to say and your fucked up your gonna say uhm and uh a lot and other random shit and that will make you seem high, but if you plan out what to say it works so good. most people know what kind of questions theyre parents or whoever is gonna ask so just think of what your gonna say (where you are, what you plan on doing, when youll be home, etc.)
a lot of people underestimate visine. but when you really look at it, it solves everything. if someone talks to you obviously theyre gonna look you in the eye, so if theyre not bloodshot then your not gonna get caught. eyes get baggy and purple under too but a lot of people have that even if theyre not high.
so put those two together and you can pretty much never get caught for that.

Other Random Important Things: if you dont wanna get caught, just dont get careless or hide anything in a dumb place or risk anything. theres always a better way of doing something you just gotta figure it out.
ive realized that most people dont get caught in the act of smoking or in the act of being high, but get caught more for their parents finding something. so hide your shit.

and thats about all i got right now theres plenty more just ask questions or give suggestions. thanks for the time