ive got the biggest black eye ever. last night me and my friend got subway and walked to my friends house and we got jumped by 4 chavs and we got the shit kicked out of us cos we were really baked man! im in so much pain and im afraid to go outside now. i keep replaying it in my mind , certain bits , i never wanna go out again man! help? advice ? anyone ?
Fucking chavvy SCUM! Hope you're ok mate. maybe think about getting a driving license? Why is it such a shame to see 4 chavs go over a cliff in a Nova (for you lot not from england its a car)??? A nova can seat 5 and hold 8!
Tis a very common british phrase referring to youths; usually dressed in a track suit, with some form of burberry clothing, and quite alot of gold jewellery. Their favourite past times including: Stealing, Hanging around in large groups and causing trouble with people in smaller groups, binge drinking, and general troublemaking. Figure 1
No not a scally, down here we have a new breed of scum called chavs and chavettes! There Kappa tracksuit wearing wankers with their stolen fake baseball caps pointing at a 45 degree angle upwards. You'll know a chav when you see one, cos he'll probably be putting a knife in your gut for your last gummy bear lol
Get a switchblade. No one but no one is gonna charge at a guy they don't know if he's got a knife and they don't.
I suggest starting to work out, and train on your fighting.. Even if your baked, and outnumbered, why not go down with a bang?
Hey, my friend from england has gotten beaten up by chavs before lol. There were 5 of them and the kicked the absolute shit out of him while his pussy friends ran away. He tried to explain to me chavs were more of a "gay, bad musical taste, ganster wannabe's, who can't dress and can range from looking like a prep to an emo kid or a mixture of both"
word up. A beating aint shit, knowing that you took one or two or more of them out is worth it. Especially if your outnumbered,just go down swinging and fight smart.
MSK really quick "how to fight" guide 1) As someone already said, carry around a blade and practice a bit with it. 2) Don't take bait and don't take shit; if someone comes up to you and is like "you're gay" don't stab them, but if someone starts threatening you, getting in your face etc. it's time to die 3) Try to throw the first punch 4) Aim first for the nose (preferably at a slight upward angle) and then the eyes 5) Go crazy but know what you're doing; DONT SWING, punch. Make a proper fist (fist NOT tucked in your palm; some ppl do this, bad idea)... if you flail, you're gonna get beat... punch hard and fast and alot but punch straight 6) Keep your feet moving... you don't have to go Muhammed Ali style, but don't become a stationary object 7) This is street fight, not a boxing match... go ahead and headbutt and if you're so inclined, throw some well directed kicks... see #5 for kicking as well... if you swing around with kicks, you're just going to be off balanced and get swept... elbows and fore arms are always good too 8) If you get taken down, keep throwin those punches... if you realize youre stuck or have your arms pinned, cover up as much as possible and thrash like a bitch 9) Enact your most brutal fantasies... I personally am a fan of going for the eye claw... aka trying to pull out their eyes... my friend's ex-Marine father told me this one 10) Use any object to your advantage... if you're in a bar, hit that bitch with your bottle and stomp his head... then kindly place your tip on the bar and leave remember this one: If you're in serious danger, run. I've had to do it too... some years ago got jumped by about 30 seniors/juniors (I was in eighth grade) who were these kids' older brothers... they had bats and blades... things of that nature.. call me a pussy but me and my 2 buds ran as fast we could to the nearest house we could think of... Would you rather be seriously injured, possibly dead (unlikely), or would you rather be on your feet to get back at those fools? Remember, the chances of them being in that same large group are small... there's always some point when you can have them outnumbered and cornered. These are just basic rules I sort of follow... I've been in a handful of fights (I have that big guy intimidation thing going for me) so I'm not trying to claim I'm an expert... feel free to add.
It should probably be noted that chavs will never attack people in larger groups than their own, it may be benifital to try and take a few down with you, but in reality; you're probably going to end up on the floor.
that fight guy Bas Rutten made a video similiar to this, really funny/good watch. Tells you what to do in a street fight, what not to do. http://youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78 Its pretty funny while at the same time providing some helpful tips. also seconding the carry a knife (legally).
I live in London England as well and have had many a run in with what we call "rude boys" . basically british kids who dress in track suits and prey on the weak. Last night I was coming home from a quick zoot around the corner from my house and ran into 3 of these fucks. they tried to pull the whole "come talk to me, im not gonna hurt you thing" I saw right through this. As I was only 20feet from my house and it was 3 of them verse me, I ran to my house. Went inside grabbed my dad and a baseball bat and ran back outside, when I came out running and my dad behind me the 3 of them just bolted. Fuckers ran fast and we couldn't catch up to em. Teaches them to try and fuck with me! keep on toke'n!
cheers for all this guys. i went out today , everyones gonna help me find these fuckers...and KILL THEM! im training up and shit now. but i think if id have pulled a knife i would have been killed. but still , im getting a knife soon.
When I was 18 I got jumped by a bunch of pussies from a rival school. So I went back to school got my wood baseball bat, and a few of the dirtier types I know and went looking for them. Found the bastards on Washington Blvd. in Ogden. FUCKED THEM UP. know one has ever really messed with me since