Beat Two Guys A Bit

Discussion in 'General' started by LieutenantDank, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. I was walking back from work today, and while I was walking through the condo complex next to mine, I saw these two guys spray painting the side of the condos. My friends have been complaining about it, so I decided to take action. I walked back to my apartment, grabbed my bat, and walked back over. Conversation went something like this:

    Me : What the fuck are you doing?
    Them : Just screwing around, not harming anyone.
    Me : My friends live here and you don't think anythings wrong with fucking their home up?
    Them : We just did this one, not the others.
    Me : Don't give me that bullshit. Give me your ID.
    Them : We don't go here (talking about my school, I live right off campus).
    Me (shaking bat) : Give me your fucking IDs.
    Them (handing me IDs) : Here.
    Me : I thought you didn't go here.
    Them : We don't want any trouble with public safety.
    Me : And why the fuck did you lie to me?
    One smartass : Who the fuck are you to ask us this shit?

    This is when I proceeded to nail him in the leg with the bat, then proceeded to do the same to the other one. When they were down I told them to be gone in 10 minutes or I'd beat them a lot worse. Came back 10 minutes later and they were gone :).

    I fucking hate people with no respect for other people's shit. On the brightside, I have their names, and have found where they live on campus. I love Facebook :)
     
  2. thats the way my friend
     
  3. Hahahahaha well played good sir
     
  4. Well played good sir, but don't go to where they live.
     
  5. hey you a sav for that man. +rep
     
  6. Nice. Watch out though, sometimes people like that pack heat. Be careful.
     
  7. Haha nice man. +rep
     
  8. Na, not packing heat. Turns out their two emo boys :p
     
  9. *GRABS BAT* LETS GO FUCK UP SOME EMO'S.
     

  10. Watch out for whiny screams and razor blades then.
     
  11. Hell yea son! LETS ROLL!!!
     

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