Well I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse 2 months ago. So based on my best knowledge, yes. A zombie apocalypse WILL come.
Not like I have to worry if there's an outbreak in America anyway. Takes 20-ish hours to get from any other country of the West to here so we have plenty of time to create a quarantine.
first of all...if it was a zombie attack, which we all know it wasnt, wouldnt the victim of the miami cannibal incident have turned into a zombie? yeah? well, is he a zombie? what? no? ok. case fucking closed.
I'm wondering if all those you stocked up on ammunition and canned food regret their buys. Probably not, because you guys always find a reason to freak out. Dollar collapsing, FEMA camps, aliens, zombies, but I'm sure the gun industry is thanking your dumb asses.
I'm with KingOfKong I fucking hope so Well... We ARE on a major stoner website. More than half of us are baked right now. Not dumb..... Just high
Might be, but if you are stocking up on shit just because you're high and paranoid, maybe you should smoke a little less But idgaf somebody has to push the economy right
Zombies aren't real. Except for the people stupid enough to believe some shit like that. They're the real Zombies. and no you're not just high, you're fuckin retarded.