Bathroom Stall Humor

ew poop

 

Here I sit, dishearted.
Had to shit, only farted.

 

ohhhhh crap, ahhhhh

 

"Why look here? The jokes in your hand"

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Under the cherry tree
That's where she showed it to me
It was hairy and black
And it had a huge crack
But it looked like a jungle to me
So I took out my hairy banana
And stuck it in her crack
She let out a scream
And I gave her some cream
Then I took my banana back
 
This one had me rollin' when I first heard this one:
 
I fucked an old gal in a graveyard
God damn her old soul, she was dead
The maggots crawled out of her asshole
The hair slipped right off her head
When I finished my job there
I seen I committed a sin
So I reached in my pocket and drew me a straw
And sucked out the load I shot in.

 

uhm...off the top of my head: 
 
you better evacuate hiroshima cuz im dropping *bloop bloop* bombs 

 

Here I sit, broken hearted
tried to shit, but only farted.
Back at my desk I took a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants.

 

Be a man not a kid
Hit the bowl, not the lid.

 

There once was a man from Kentucket,
His dick was so long he could suck it,
So he said with a grin, wiping cum from his chin,
If his ear was a pussy he'd fuck it !!!

 

Here I sit on the pooper,giving birth to another state trooper

 

There once was a sailor from Catrass, whose balls were made out of brass.
When he sailed in stormy weather his balls clanged together, and sparks flew out of his ass.

 

These are awesomveDoom is master of the Universe!

 

One time there was an arrow on the door pouting down and said beware of trolls under here. I've seen so many but forget them. I'll start posting them here.

 

I'm getting this on a shirt

Doom is master of the Universe!

 

Those who write on bathroom walls

Roll their shit in little balls.

And thos who read these words of wit

Eat these little balls of shit