Baseball metaphors for sex

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by funkerdoink, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. I was randomly going from link to link on Wikipedia and I thought this was pretty funny

    • First base is commonly understood to be French kissing, but can also mean any mouth-to-mouth kissing, or to an established romantic relationship in general.
    • Second base usually refers to fondling or groping, especially of the breasts, and possibly stimulation of the genitals from outside of the clothing.
    • Third base means oral sex, fingering or giving a handjob.
    • Scoring a Run, Hitting a Home Run (or "scoring", "going all the way", "coming home", "beyond bases" etc.) is sexual intercourse
    • Fifth Base or "scoring in the dugout" refers to anal intercourse.
    • Striking Out is often used to describe rejection and sexual frustration.
    • Pitcher and Catcher are used to describe the participants in male homosexual anal intercourse.
    • Switch Hitter refers to bisexuals, while a "switch" may refer to someone who takes both a "top" or "bottom" role in domination play.
    • Grand Slam is used to refer to a pregnancy resulting from that sexual encounter.
    • Balk refers to premature ejaculation
    • A night game refers to necrophilia.<sup class="noprint Template-Fact"></sup>
    • A no hitter refers to abstinence.
    • A designated hitter refers to a go-to casual sexual partner.
    • A ninth inning refers to a sexual encounter with the elderly.
    • Bat Boy refers to someone who has never done anything sexual with a partner and/or someone who frequently masturbates.
    • Walk refers to getting to first base with one who is sexually promiscuous.
    • Batting Gloves are condoms or other contraceptives.
    • Sacrifice Fly is a male getting vasectomy.
    • Sacrifice Bunt is a woman getting her tubes tied or hysterectomy.
    • Pinch Hitter refers to having an affair.
    • Pinch Runner refers to going to the sperm bank to get pregnant.
    • Double Play refers to a three-some.
    • Triple Play refers to an orgy.
    • Ground Rule Double refers to a man being flashed by a woman or vice versa.
    • Infield Fly refers to accidentally having sex with a woman's inner thigh.
    • Stealing Home refers to rape.
    • A Bunt refers to masturbation.
    • Minor League refers to people under 18.
    • Rain Delay refers to parents/roomate returning home unexpectedly.
    • Inside the park home run refers to oral sex.
    • Relief pitcher refers to a vibrator or dildo.
    • On Deck refers to having plans for a date.
    • Error refers to a condom breaking during sex.

     
  2. on deck means a completely different thing around here where i live. . .
     
  3. i liked the '' DOUBLE PLAY''heheheh:rolleyes:
     
  4. its not a baseball term but i usually refer to a 3 some as "riding the tricycle" lol
     
  5. so what about RBI's, and pinch hitters, and the umpire, and bunting?
     
  6. Jerry Seinfeld did a bit on this in one of his comedy acts.

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