Badass random finds.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Soulja Mook, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. So today after school me and two of my friends were lost on how we were going to get back to my house so we could have our daily sesh, because our friend LJ had to go to work. Anyways we began walking towards the bus station and decided that we could walk in the direction of my house so that we would at least be walking in the direction that our ride was coming from, we decided to go in and check out a local smoke shop pretty much across the street from my school, my friend pointed out a tight ass piece. Its a sherlock gravlab pipe about 6-7 inches and clear green, it was a must, since my bon had broken the previous week and we needed somethin to smoke out of that didnt require us to roll up, tryin to think conservatively here, haha anyways he bought it and we walked out to go and wait at taco bell, i had my skateboard and i was just skating about the parking lot when i spotted a small 4-5 inch little clear and red pipe on the ground, i took that shit home boiled it scraped it and smoked outta it. Haha it was a good day. I was wondering about any one elses amazing discoveries.
     
  2. Well I was mowing the lawn yesterday and I hit something and my lawn mower made a god awful noise. I checked what I hit and to my pleasant surprise, what do ya know, the ark of the covenant is just chillin there.
     
  3. That happened to me back in '86...
    Never forget.
     
  4. I got a really good one....

    My pops was working down in Texas somewhere and was lodged at a small motel.
    He was walking down the side of the road heading to get some dinner when he saw a black bag on the side of the road up ahead of him.

    In the bag was a macbook pro, an ipad, a video camera and a Mark Twain audio novel.

    ...And that's the story of how I got my Macbook.
     
  5. one time when i went down to basement i saw a hot brunette chick laying on the couch, completely naked, pussy spread, and she was calling my name

    :ey:
     
  6. Nothing because for me to enjoy 5 minutes of my life is just a distant dream at this point
     

  7. I hear ya. Gotta just stay positive. Whenever I feel real shitty I just think well at least it's possible that I will be happy at some point in the future...
     
  8. There's loads of these types of thread going around, and they just make me sad. Not once in my life have I found anything remotely badass.

    Fuck you lucky bastards finding cool shit.

    On second thoughts I lose shit on a daily basis so you guys are proboably just finding my stuff.
     
  9. One time I was walking with my friend and there was money scattered in the grass. There was a 20 and like 6 ones. Great day
     
  10. I was hangin out throwin a football around in the park and I stepped in a hole and rolled my ankle. Hopped around in pain for a few seconds, looked down and found a wooden monkey pipe. ended up not keeping it though cause I didn't know how to/didn't want to clean a wooden pipe.
     
  11. I've just found money but my grandpa found a big gold nugget on the ground when he was in the military.
     
  12. Found a 20 at the new york state fair when I was in 8th grade or so, was pretty awesome at the time.
     
  13. Found a couple sacks of weed and some unmentionables around a dui checkpoint. Went searching after getting stopped the night before thinking I would find some shit people tossed being scared of getting caught.
     
  14. [quote name='"AlbinoChick"']Found a couple sacks of weed and some unmentionables around a dui checkpoint. Went searching after getting stopped the night before thinking I would find some shit people tossed being scared of getting caught.[/quote]

    That's a great fucking idea! Good thinking man

    I found 10 bucks once...
     
  15. Haha thanks. And I bet you felt like the richest motherfucker alive
     
  16. i found an once of bho weed, we smoked that shit till our lungs hurt, ive also found money, a toothpick blunt half burnt left outside the store, i even found a shroom in my yard. i ate it
     
  17. Last year I was at this rave, pretty drunk and stoned but not enough for my standards. I was bummed out cause I only had like 3 euros left, so I decided to go take a piss and go home. I was walking past the thing where u buy tickets go get drinks and I find 10 euros on the floor. Fucking awesome haha.

    Never found anything worth mentioning ever again though. Although this one time in kindergarten, they were handing out posters and we had to guess numbers to see who could get one of them. It was the last poster and I was sad I hadn't gotten one yet but I said number 9 and it was right, was also the biggest poster of them all :D Number 9 is still my lucky number now, I also always pick the number 9 shirt at soccer games and stuff :d
     
  18. Ima have to call bullshit
     
  19. [quote name='"laurenslv"']Last year I was at this rave, pretty drunk and stoned but not enough for my standards. I was bummed out cause I only had like 3 euros left, so I decided to go take a piss and go home. I was walking past the thing where u buy tickets go get drinks and I find 10 euros on the floor. Fucking awesome haha.

    Never found anything worth mentioning ever again though. Although this one time in kindergarten, they were handing out posters and we had to guess numbers to see who could get one of them. It was the last poster and I was sad I hadn't gotten one yet but I said number 9 and it was right, was also the biggest poster of them all :D Number 9 is still my lucky number now, I also always pick the number 9 shirt at soccer games and stuff :d[/quote]

    What was the poster of?
     
  20. 60 bucks on the floor at school in grade 7. 20 bucks on the road in grade 8. 20 bucks in a pair of gym shorts I was gonna use from the lost and found in gym class in grade 10.
     

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