I have been having a streak of bad luck lately. Yesterday I got threatened by some bigshot minor league baseball player because I looked at his gf's ass. Today I ran from the fucking police. I think... Okay. Let's rewind to earlier this evening. I had just gotten off work from my dead end job and I was ready to get high. Waiting tables for snobby rich people all day really stresses me out and weed helps me deal with it. I have to smoke weed outside because I still live with my parents (fuck me) and they don't want me to do it inside. I drove my motorcycle to an isolated park and walked to a secluded area. I whipped out a perfectly rolled 1 1/4, zig-zag rolled doobie and lit it up. The taste of golden pineapple had me on cloud nine until I heard a dog bark. I looked to my right and I saw this old man wearing green female running shorts with a brown, well-groomed mut right next to him. He was about 100 feet away from me and was shining a flashlight at me. As soon as I faced my body in his direction, he turned off his flashlight and tried to hide behind a weeping willow tree. I thought to myself "I need to get the hell out of this situation right now!" So I ran to my Motorcycle like usain freaking bolt and tossed my helmet on and started up my bike. I didn't let it warm up because I was scared. I started to backup when a bright light hit my eyes. This dude followed me to my bike. He reminded me of slenderman and I peed my pants a little bit. I said hi and he didn't respond. He stood behind my bike and stared at my license plate and put a phone to his ear, so I said fuck it and drove off. What the hell could this Guy do? Call the Washington state police and tell them I smoked a joint in an isolated park? They aren't going to care! I was driving the speed limit in a residential area on my way gome when I saw red and blue lights in the reflection of a road sign to my right. i glanced at a side mirror and saw two police cars at the intersection an 200 yards behind me. I was so frightened from earlier that I decided to drive into a church parking lot and run into the forest behind the church. I figured. That I could outrun those fat pigs. I was still pretty high, so my depth perception was fucked. I missed a step on some forest stairs and fell about 10 feet to the ground. I rolled into the fall, so I only have a few scrapes now. I watched the road from a distance and saw the two cop cars drive down the road really slowly. When the coast was clear, I hung out in the forest for about an hour and toked off of my one hitter like an idiot. I walked home and I just now realized that my bike is still in the church parking lot. *sigh* Have you ever done anything this stupid in the name of weed? Have you had any close encounters with other people while toking outside? Ever run from the cops?
hmm..I'd believe all of this if it wasn't for that damn high troll picture man. I have never done anything that dumb while high though man,i choose not to blame stupid mistakes on weed and just my choice making skills in general.
Hey man, expect everybody to be on "I need to catch a bad guy!" mode for the next couple weeks, just the way people are.
You're on a motorcycle bro, just hit the highway and lose those cops on the straight. I doubt they were even going after you anyways. Paranoia can get the best of me sometimes and yes, I have done stuff like this while baked; getting afraid of random people and things like that. Why are you trippin' about the police though? In our state, if your 21 or over, possession of an ounce or less is no longer a crime. Even if you're underage,they wouldn't care much. Deuces to my fellow Washingtonian. What kind of bike do you ride if I may ask?
Straight up though I swear police could still arrest you because on a fed level it's illigal and they are on the feds terms because even tighter state stuff so even if they loosen up at state level but not federal police could still get you ?
I am 18 and drive a 125cc honda ruckus. I was trippin because I am a 19 year medical patient and the cops in my area love to lock up kids in jail. Lol
Yeah...no. State and local police officers are not federal agents. It is not their duty and they have no power to enforce federal law. Unless, of course, it is a power specifically enumerated to them through Congress, such as the enforcement of immigration laws. Do you have a doctor's recommendation? I would assume that would protect you from prosecution under our states medical cannabis laws, and I doubt the officer would waste his time arresting a person who possesses cannabis with this sort of legal authorization. A cop is not going to take you to jail for simple possession. My brother got pinched for a nearly identical offense, and he was released with a court summons. Hopefully, you have a motorcycle endorsement on your license, because not having one is definitely is grounds to impound your bike and slap you with a big ticket.
you were too high for that situation. what were the police gonna do? did you have something on you? and you should have whooped that dudes ass, minor league baseball hahahahaha
I hate when shit like this happens and I'm blitzed. Am I high or are you not sure if you're 18 or 19? Lol
I waz high when I wrote that. I am 19 man. Although I am high right now. So I might have messed up again.
I was just trying to figure out if I was high and couldn't read or you were high and couldn't type lol
Should have went up to the guy in the first place and asked him why he was flashing his light at you. Unless he was jacked of course, but you gave the description of a nosey asshole that has nothing better to do. They're usually bitches if you confront them, he probably would have been the one running. He also wouldn't have gotten your plate and by the time the cops came, you would have been finished with your j and moved to a location where it didn't smell like weed. LoL great read though, paranoia can be a bitch
there has been times when i thought of running from them. but they already had my plate numbers, so they allready knew it was me. what am i gona do? deny it was me? just more agervation. next time take the hit like a man. runing from the pigs will only cause me problems. fuking assholes...as far as they are concerned, they are always right and we are always wrong
Yea you should have told that guy to mind his own freaking buisness and smoke your j. When the popo got there just say it was a cig
Yea I talked yo an ex-pig last night. He said that "The innocent today are the criminals of tomorrow."