Tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself into a small suitcase, I can hardly contain myself!! A truck load of tortoises crashed into a truck load of terrapins last week, the press reports claim it was a turtle disaster! I saw a man chatting up a cheetah at the zoo, I thought to myself "hes trying to pull a fast one" Whats red and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl