My friend just told me this joke today.... A hunter has a wife that abhors hunting. One day when a new season starts the man says to his wife, "You have three options: You can give me anal sex, you can give me a blow job, or you can come hunting with me." The wife says, "Well i deffinatly dont wanna go hunting, and anal sex hurts, so ill give u a blow job." So she gets down there and starts to slob him up. She stops and says, "Eww why's this taste like shit?" Then the man says, "Oh yea i meant to tell you, the dog didnt want to go hunting either."