Bad dealers be like

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  1. #41 Iknuksohgong, Jan 23, 2014
    "Ill be there in 5 minutes"-Half way there-"Can you bring a baggie?"Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  2. #42 spitta420, Jan 23, 2014
    "My bad man scale must be off."Sent from DEA Headquarters
     
  3. #43 boomer bumper, Jan 23, 2014
    "Yo bro, be around in half hour"Two hours later, radio silence. Gotta love it!Sent from my anus.
     
  4. #44 silver hazed, Jan 23, 2014
    Hey man heres 1.5 grams ill get you the rest tommarow
     
  5. #45 iokona360, Jan 23, 2014
    Bad dealers be like, "Damn bro I forgot yo shit."
     
  6. #46 King Willie, Jan 23, 2014
    Worst one. "Yea bro, 5 minutes". As I'm still sitting there 45 minutes later. In his fuckin driveway.
     
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  7. #47 OGsmokr, Jan 23, 2014
    Bad dealers be like.. Oh you need an 8th, yea come through *arrives at dealers house, but no answer for 1hr+*Motherfucker you're in your house what's taking so long?!
     
  8. #48 SpungeBong, Jan 23, 2014
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    that fucking one time dealer who got you mindblowing good shit once and then never ever gets back to you again
     
    "next weekend man I promise"
     
    "next weekend man I swear"
     
    "definitely got ya for next weekend dude honest"
     
    "nah man not growing anymore, got rid of everything, I'm done"
     
    then one month later: "you interested man? got a few oz here ready to go" followed by the above shit over and over.
     
    I swear this guy just smokes his own stash like crazy, gets paranoid and then stops dealing, only to start the cycle again a month later. I would have given up if it wasn't some of the best bud I'd smoked for cheap, which is prob why he's smoking it all himself. what a fucking cock tease lmao.
     
    EDIT: oh and one time apparently he did actually have it but I bought a shitload from someone else like a day before and didn't have the cash :mad:
     
  9. #49 Big Juice, Jan 23, 2014
    "I sell eggs for $4.75/dozen"

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  10. #50 AARON915, Jan 23, 2014
    "Imma kll you" and you're not sure if he means call or kill Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
     
  11. #51 SuperSaiyanStoner, Jan 23, 2014
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    [quote name="Big Juice" post="19392805" timestamp="1390503073"]"I sell eggs for $4.75/dozen"Sent from my XT1058 using Grasscity Forum mobile app[/quote] fuck them eggsSent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  12. #52 Rotties4Ever, Jan 23, 2014
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  13. #53 KilledMyVibe, Jan 23, 2014
    I seriously said this to myself as I read the title lolol.
     
  14. #54 ZombieJuice, Jan 24, 2014
    Lmao one time this fool who was a country boy was like, "oh i ain't got no bud, but i'm selling thse here watermelons for $2 a pop...Nigga had a trailer FULL of watermelons,.. must have been nearly 500 melons dude... I was like... i just want some buddha...sent from underneath my balls
     
  15. #55 The Golden Spiral, Jan 24, 2014
    That's when you learn not to ask the fruit guys any bud.
     
  16. #56 past gone, Jan 24, 2014
    BDBL > "Gimme the money and i'll go get it."
     
  17. #57 TinTizzy, Jan 24, 2014
    "50 an eighth"
     
  18. #58 AARON915, Jan 24, 2014
    [quote name="TinTizzy" post="19398353" timestamp="1390581063"]"50 an eighth"[/quote]Eighth here is $55-$60 so I'd love my dealer to say that Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
     
  19. #59 TinTizzy, Jan 24, 2014
     
    yup bad dealers...i paid 50 in like 96 and dank is even more common now
     
  20. #60 GreenEyedGoddess, Jan 24, 2014
    BDBL- It's already ground up :mellow:
     
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