i should've put this up sooner but i'm a lazy bastard,so anyways... i got a phonecall from my cuz and he's all like "shit dude i am in so much fucking trouble!" so i say "well, what the hell did you do?"... you know what this might take a while so i'm just gonna write this in script form... Cousin- "my younger brother accidentally ate one of my firecrackers!" Me-"...jesus christ..." Cousin-"seriously man, i need help... i was supposed to be babysittin him!" (now his brother is like 7 years old... yea,scary...) Me-"sit him on the couch and make him watch t.v or sumthin...give him food" Cousin-"alright now what?" Me-"get...the camera..." Cousin-"i'm not fucking kidding! he's trippin out and my mom's almost home" ...ok so now you've got the just of what happened, now i'll summarize it... my cuz was babysittin his jerk 7yr old bro while his mom was at a play or sumthin. the stupid kid rummages through my cousins backpack and finds the ziplock bag with the firecracker in it, so he's like "ooo penut butter crackers! mine!" my cousin walks in his room a few moments later (he was in the bathroom) to find that his bro has downed 2/3 of a firecracker he was saving for later. he grabs the remains out of the kids hand and is like this... he takes the kid downstairs to the kitchen and makes him drink plenty of water... the kid starts trippin hard and not knowing what to do,my cuz calls me out of desperation...long story short... the kid had his first drug experience at age 7,and my cuz is still grounded... so remember... when babysittin, keep your eyes on the fucking kid at all times... peace
Why didn't he try and have the kid take a nap? Whether it's sativa or indica, if i lay down and close my eyes, I can pass out pretty easy.
LOL thats crazy man I wonder what it was like for the kid cause he probly has no clue at all wtf is going on.
Yeah, I'd just be like "those crackers were moldy, man... Musta been that mold getting to you." And then when he gets him high when he's like 13, be like "WEEED!"
Ahahahaha. Best. Reaction. Ever. This goes well with the 'smoking up kids' thread. In fact, I'm going to cross post it.
I have to admit, until the line near the end about the kid having his first drug experience at age 7...I thought he ate an actuay firecracker...like the 4th of July kind of firecracker that blows the fuck up.