...watching porn and hitting some shake out of my pipe. I was just chillin in my room, and my mom had called the police because some kids behind our house throw a bucket of newspapers in our backyard. It was really sketchy because I have a hugee window and my pipe was in plain view. So I think one of the 6 cops came into my room but he only saw the porn! I think when he was looking in and saw the porn he wasn't trying to see what was in my hand. Cop ended up telling me just to be a little more sneaky about that stuff.
I had the mailman walk right past my open garage as I was sitting on the couch in there smokin' a bowl. Freaked me out.
Why would your mom call the police because there is a bucket of newspapers in your back yard. Why not act in a civil manner and go over yourself to solve the situation. Is it really necessary for the police to get involved? And why wouldn't your mom give you a heads up about the cops coming. Your mom sounds like a bitch that would call the cops on you if she caught you with weed.
When I was a kid and smoked in my friend's backyard, we'd always throw the remaining roachs over his back fence so his family wouldn't find them. One day, we were smoking and his neighbour's face pokes out from behind the fence and says "Hey, I just bought a new piece, wanna break it in?!" We were like Then Then Then It was great.