I had many of these its the funniest things to think back on. One time ill share was on halloween 2 years ago. I smoked sooo much that day. And i ate at this resaurant at some point that day with a friend. And after i locked my bike to the side of restaurant cus i was gettin picked up (in a car) by someone to go smoke again. And then later they dropped me off back at the restaurant so i culd get my bike back. While i was unlockin my bike the owner of the restaurant came out cus he said he was wonderin what i was doin, and it was a halloween night so i dont blame him, then i told him i was just gettin my bike and all that he was fine and we talked for a bit. And i was stoned as hell the whole time. I could tell i was talkin funny. I kept smirkin and there was a time when i couldnt think of anythin to say so i just complemented on the veil parm sub i ate there earlier i told him it was the best ever. Like i kept goin on with it. And then i let out this squeeky laugh out of nowhere. And i tried to just talk it off with random words. I didnt even know wat i was sayin. I think the guy deff knew i was stoned. It was hilarious. I hope he knew i was stoned tho cus if not he thought i was retarded. LOL. It was hard to talk and i was findin it funny the whole time haha. What about your experiences with awkward situations while stoned?
well every time i smoke weed, it's pretty much hella obvious that im baked (i guess im one of thoseee) and i get called out a lot in the worst times possible. it's hilarious to me, so i'll just start laughing for no fuckin reason and will get odd stares and i never know what to do afterwards lol... i also have a habit of staring at people without meaning to when stoned, and sometimes it freaks people out haha. i cant help it though i'll start thinking of some wild ass shit and my roommate will be like "wtf dude why are you gazing into my eyes lol" great times man.
Haha, my friend does the same thing. He will stare right the fuck at you, and with the most serious look ever on his face too. Then I stare back at him, making odd faces, sometimes for 30 seconds or so, without him noticing and finally I'll talk to him and he'll come to all of a sudden.... It is quite funny though. It's fun to see what kinds of looks I can give him without him noticing...
I went to Red Lobster baked as fuck. I was laughing at the littlest shit, and was making a damn fool of myself. The worst was when I had to order though. I just couldn't comprehend what was going on. When he asked me about what side I wanted, I took like two solid minutes to answer. Needless to say, the meal was incredible, but the wait while I had to decide on food was incredibly excruciating and awkward.
I used to get asked if I was high at work a lot and I'd just be like heeeerrr..heh..uh...haha and walk away. No one asks me anymore lol.
The other day I was smoking with my 2 friends (they're brother and sister) and their parents. Their stepdad got medical so we were all bliitzed. The sister is kinda hot and at one point she goes "OMG AUSTIN I HAVE TO SHOW YOU AN ITEM IN MY ROOM" something like that. So I go: "YEAH, LIKE I'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU! WAIT WAT I MEANT ORDERS IM SO WEIRD HAHAHAR" We were right next to her parents. It was just weird haha.
fuck this was awkward. I was chillin with this girl I'm crushing on, we smoked like 6 bowls. Needless to say I was stoned. She asked me if I wanted to smoke a cigarette so im like sure. We just sat there for a while before I realized I had them lmao.
Once i had just finished hotboxing with a bunch of friends and was getting picked up by another friend to go home. When i got in the car, to my surprise, my OTHER friend's girlfriend was also in the car. I was just like wtf is she doing her? As we were driving the girl says, wanna hear something awkward, John (the friend) broke up with me. John had previously told me that he was planning on breaking up with her. I just burst out laughing for like 10 minutes i was so blazed and couldnt help it. No one talked after that for the rest of the car ride. Pretty awkward but at the time i didnt give a shit lol.
When i don't know people I have smoked with. Feel all weirded out and shit, so i juts start looking around the room without focus.
"YEAH, LIKE I'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU! WAIT, WHAT, I MEANT [Like I'd take)] ORDERS FROM YOU, IM SO WEIRD HAHAHAR" I don't know if that makes any more sense haha
It was me, my buddy, and another guy we knew. We all chipped in and got really baked at the other guys house. After we smoked we kinda chilled but then me and my buddy realized we wanted to leave, so we just left while the guy was in the kitchen. Once we got outside we remembered it was the other guy who had driven us here. We tried to play it off when we went back inside, claiming that we were smoking a cigarette (but he knew neither of us smoked nor had cigs on us). It was pretty awkward until he drove us back into town.