idk what else to title it but yeah ive had this girls number for a while but i never really talked to her alot so i go into the walmart where she works at and i see her and she was looking fineee as fuck and she smiles at me and shit so im like yeah when i checkout im gonna go to her station or w.e that shit is called ive also been sick the whole week with strep throat so i finish buying all my shit and i go up to her thing and i was thinking about hitting that the entire time i was shopping so i go up to her lane and shes like hey how you doing i was like im good how about you...she was like whats wrong with your voice ......and i said "my dick hurts i think im sick"...from then on it was just a quiet weird awkward silence idk if i should text her and explain...i was thinking about you and my dick so i mixed up my words...or just forget it.
Tripped up pretty badly on your words there huh? It happens dude, maybe not that severely but it happens. The world won't end, and you could always explain that away, just say you meant your throat hurt and you were thinking of a funny joke with the word dick in it. Now that I've given my formal advice allow me to informally comment on that situation. Ha. Hahahaha. Hahahahaahahahahahahaha. Hahahaahahaahhahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA -ahem- Ha.
Too bad the guy behind you got her number, ballin' like a g over here son! I stole your thunder and told her my dick doesn't hurt and she was all lyke lemm'e check dat out, so i was like ok and whipped that son'o'bich out and she sucked it right there.
i say u text her and explain to her what u meant and throw in a im sorry for the embarrassing situation u should let me take u out to make it up to you..... u have to joke about how awkward it was so both of yous can laugh about it and it will all be good if you DONT text her then shes just going to think ur weird....
Like the kid that wanted to put Prom? on a bar of soap and give it to the cashier but accidentally wrote Porn? on it.
Wait so you said "My dick hurts i think im sick" and just rolled with it for the rest of the 20? seconds lmao?
LOL you know when you have that smile like and then slowly it turns into one of these and by the end your like and then you walk out like then you get home and smoke some and your like fuck it yolo
yeah i tried i sent this "Hey.. lol what i said earlier i confused a joke i heard earlier so i said dick instead of throat lol" she said "Oh...lol its cool...so what's up" and we talked...we're gonna chill this weekend...lol you know what that meanss
Id text her and be like earlier todayy I meant to say im sick my thoart hurts lol sorrry .. Id understand and you could possibly get with her later if you got game lol Ohh .. Im too late ackwardd ..
take a pic of your dick. too small? place magnifying glass between camera and junk like this: (Camera) | <-- magnifying glass 8D <-- junk before: 8D after: 8====D
[quote name='"Beta4Lyfe"']take a pic of your dick. too small? place magnifying glass between camera and junk like this: (Camera) | <-- magnifying glass 8D <-- junk before: 8D after: 8====D[/quote] Lol what the fuck dude?