Awkward first time questions?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by KJSizzle, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. My first time wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be... got completely comfortable with her after showering together. We were hanging out for a few months before doing anything physical so the tension just build up and made it all less awkward when the time came
     
  2. My first time was quite possibly the worst sex ever had by two people.
     
  3. I couldnt even keep my dick hard the very first time was soft as hell going in her didnt even know if came or what her first time as well so i dunno whole thing just wasnt right.
     
  4. Well.

    The Doctor was "raped" during his first time.

    The girl was extremely horny around the Doctor, all the time. She even made the Doctor promise that he would not sleep with her within the first 2 months of dating, knowing full well how she felt around him.

    One month into dating, after 30 minutes of dry humping, The Doctors girlfriend leaves the room, comes back in sans her clothing, pins the Doctor to the bed, and demands The Doctors.. "Electronic Screwdriver"

    The Doctor, having made her the promise to not sleep with her, resisted.

    This went on for about 5 minutes, until she held pulled out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and locked him to the bed.

    The Doctor then lost his virginity.

    The Doctor feels better letting that off his chest.
     

  5. Sounds Hot! I want that, maybe with a little less sci-fi reference, but to each their own.
     
  6. My first time was when I was sixteen.

    In my room, parents in the house so that was kind of sketchy, but it was happening anyway, so...

    She decides to get off top, and goes 'your turn' and I'm like uh....how? I mean, I watched porn like a boss, so my mind was flashing with like a million different positiions with a dude on top, and she goes 'basically, just stick your dick in me'

    and smooth sailing from that point.
     
  7. So First time hanging out with this girl outside of school. she was house sitting for her neighbor and insisted that i come over and watch a movie. so movie ended and we were laying in her neighbors bed and i make the first move. I ended up finger-banging her and telling her i was a virgin. She kinda "chuckled and said too bad you dont have a condom" which i did have because i came prepared...


    But somehow i ended up getting major blue balls because she got pissed that I brought a condom!! she said something along the lines of me thinking of her as a whore..

    LOL she got over it though and 2 days later i came back over and ate her out till she cam then she rode me for like 1 minute until i cam hahaha
     
  8. well my first time i had just turned 13 and she jsut turned 12...before i go any further id like to say that was more then 10 years ago....we got along realy good together and just messed around and had fun we lived in a small town so its not like some city slut thing. we were talking one time and she asked if i wondered how it felt and if i would like to find out just how it feels. what 13 year old boy is going to say no to that to one of his best friends and g.f....well we tried and i couldnt get it in her for the life of me, then i ended up having to go home. the next night we tried again and i got it in, best 2 minutes ever lol. i used to be self concious not about my size or girth but abou how long i would be able to perform when i was younger. if i thought about it and worried then i wouldnt last long but if i jsut relaxed and enjoyed myself then i would go until i wanted to finish. i figure if the girl is wanting to be with me then i shouldnt have anything to worry about and ever since thinking like that iv had a great sex life with many great experiences. willing to try anything once i say...as long as it doesnt involve another dick lol
     
  9. my first time was smooth as fuck, like i wasborn to just bang pussy
     
  10. mine was a disastor. we were both 13, and decided to have sex at school lol. we did it in a storage building and she started bleeding and we somehow got blood all over her skirt and my pants. everyone kept asking why we had blood all over us and she ran out of class crying. im now 24 and ive been dating this same girl for 4 years. were much better at sex now lol
     
  11. Best 30 seconds of my life.
     
  12. ^

    Pretty much that, I just wasn't prepared for how it would feel.

    Most awkward moment of my life. Luckily my girl at the time was amazingly cool about it and we ended up seeing eachother for quite a long time.
     
  13. *after five minutes, she opens her eyes* "fuck your fingers, gimme cock, im a cock monstaaawr! arggh!" i then proceeded to :bolt:


























































































































































































































































































































































































































    :laughing:
     
  14. The first time I had sex was accually the second time I had sex. Yeah think about it.
     
  15. I literally have 3 seconds or memory from my first time lol, but the firs time I was somewhat sober, I wasn't too nervous and it went fairly well, but I was worried i wouldn't be able to finish after a while lol, kinda the opposite of what I expected
     
  16. Every time I read one of your replies I hear it in my head as Klumps voice and it makes it even funnier.
     

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