i experienced an awkward deal yesterday and wanted to share my story in hopes of others to share any awkward drug dealing related stories. so let's begin. so yesterday i went to sell some weed to a close friend of mine and he told me to meet him at x location in x amount of minutes so I drove out there not expecting him to show up as fast he did I didn't even have time to prepare to scale out the bud and he showed up. as he should he was expecting his medicine and I told him give me a second as I scurried through my pockets too see where I put his weed and I couldn't find it which in turn increased the a awkwardness of the situation (keep in mind we are out in the open in a busy suburban neighborhood) after scurrying through my pockets for quite some time I checked my smallest pocket the little pocket above my bigger front pocket I like to call it the lighter pocket because it's only good for holding a lighter and that's it. (anyways) I finally pull out the bud and as we began to hand shake to exchange money for weed he handed me the money and I dropped the fucking money into the street and it began to fly away and I had to chase it down looking very unprofessional on my part and making it look like an obvious drug deal to the public. I ran after the money and grabbed it and told him goodbye as I gassed my car in shame pulling out and driving off as fast as I possibly can..moral of the story if your selling weed be prepared at all times and don't mess up like me any similar stories go ahead and share them Discussion of dealing is against the rules. Please read our rules at the top of each forum. - Stylez
Accused my friend of stealing 2g's from my half for almost a year until I found out I dropped two g baggies in the house I was weighing them up in. Let's just say it cost me much more than $40... Also not having a bag always makes it awkward Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I went to buy a eighth from a friend. I knocked on his door and eventually his grandma answered, so I ask if I can talk to him she says yea and wakes him up. When I go into his room I ask for the eighth he reaches under the bed to grab it and when he comes back up his underwear snagged and it gets pulled down... It was really awkward when he turned around Sent from my spaceship
Went to go meet a friend who had some weed to sell that he just grew. I showed up to his place. He takes out a bag of what looks like wet lawn clippings. This guy literally looked like he cut down the entire plant and shoved it into a plastic grocery bag. It was wet as fuck and he put it on my scale weighing 150g. He then said (doesn't speak very good English) "I give you super good deal because you my friend. Whole bag for 400€." I looked at him like he was an idiot and said, "are you joking? I'll give you 10€ for this bag. Maybe I can use it as compost in my garden." He replies, "10 euros? Are you fucking clown? Do I look retarded to you?" To which I politely responded "no you're not retarded. You just suck at growing weed. It looks like you ate the weed, crapped it out, tried to make brownies with it, failed, and shoved it back into a bag." Numbnuts answers "what my weed not good enough for you? Maybe you're just a fucking spoiled American. I am very disappointed that you waste my time" Like what? You're the one who called me. I went over to YOUR house with a raging hangover because you said this was some of the best bud you've ever had. Safe to say I didn't buy it. Yeah I was pretty rude, but I was a little annoyed that he called me at 10am when I could have easily slept until 3. Also kind of insulted that he thinks anyone who knows anything about pot would want to buy that.. Realistically, I probably would've given him 50 euros for the bag because there were a good amount of buds (schwaggish as possible) that I could have at least made a decent amount of edibles with. That was actually this past Friday morning.. The morning after the annual city wide pub crawl Happy toking! Sent from four score and seven years ago
