So i woke up at 630 this morning took a shower and made an english muffin and an egg. I watched some music videos on MTV and an hour and a half of saved by the bell. Then i start to fall asleep and have a reeeeaalll vivid dream of me playing baseball and i was in the outfield trying to catch but everytime i went to put my glvoe on the ball would come at me and i would miss it. Then randomly im in a house and i realise "Holy shit im in a dream! What should i do..." So i start getting ideas, should i fuck a celebrity should i fly what should i do. My LD wasnt too lucid but knew what i was doing and i knew it was a dream. So i found these 2 fat chicks and asekd them something about a hot girl and sex and she gave me a blow up doll and as i looked for a room to take it into i was in my buddys house and the doll turned into this hot brunette and started kissig me. As i lay her on the bed i start sucking her tits and she pulls down her pants but then my 2 bestfriends come into the dream somehow (theres alot more to the dream where i exploared the house and did some more shit but i cant remember it as much now) So we get into a car and its pouring out ad my friends decides to drive and me and my other friend say "Dude dont drive fast im not kidding its alot more slippery in the rain!" And then we see a car full of 8 kids holding guns and they were old enemies of mine in my town so i ask my friend driving if i can have a glock and he says "Are you kidding i dont own a gun!" and i told him alright look you 2 your my dream characters and your in my dream. All they did was laugh and deny it until i said ok ill prove it and i made my hand turn bright red like hot iron and i said whatever and pulled a gun out of his shorts ad they both were starting to get scared. So i try shooting out the window but there driving so fast im missing and the backfire on the gun was like a fucking dessert eagle. After i shot out about 3 windshields and 7 engines a car with these other kids pull up and its more enemies but they only had knifes so i said fuck those guys and i pulled out an uzi, idk where from but it came in handy. I waved that shit out at the car full of 8 kids and they backed right the fuck off. Phone rings. :bigjoint: :1peace: Love LDs RiBaL
