Awesome Aimbot!

Discussion in 'General' started by Bukley, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. theres this Aim bot that you can talk to and it learns and stuff and you can talk to it, i havent tried it yet but i will soon.
    heres a convo my friend had

    Eat a Mushroom: I would like to go to the desert and have a spiritual experience with Peyote.
    UltraHAL: Please help me understand how peyote relates to its mescal button.
    Eat a Mushroom: The mescal button contains peyote.
    UltraHAL: It's variation within structure!
    Eat a Mushroom: Excuse me, the peyote has mescal buttons which contain mescaline
    UltraHAL: I have never been closely involved with a peyote, but I think peyote's sacred mushroom May be around here somewhere!
    Eat a Mushroom: Peyote is not a sacred mushroom, it is a sacred cacti
    UltraHAL: The mescal button contains peyote.
    Eat a Mushroom: NO the peyote contains mescaline
    UltraHAL: I researched a peyote along with its sacred mushroom.
    Eat a Mushroom: Peyote is a cactus that contains mescaline, Mushrooms are a fungus which contain psilocybin and psilocin
    UltraHAL: Mushrooms contain psilocybin, not mescaline.
    Eat a Mushroom: yes!


    </B></U></I>Eat a Mushroom: check it out, it fuckin learns man

    </B></U></I>Eat a Mushroom: u gotta use like perfect grammar though or it doesnt understand u

    Eat a Mushroom: What about morphine or hydrocodone
    UltraHAL: What about 'none of the above' Cam? It's obvious that this had to get straightened out. a morphine is the best kind of a narcotic, along with a codeine!
     
  2. I was about to rant you out thikning it was an aimbot for counter strike. But yah that looks cool. :)

    HAHA its dumb:

    (11:36:12 PM) evilpigster: hey
    (11:36:22 PM) UltraHAL: I guess it bears repeating that what is up?
    (11:36:33 PM) evilpigster: nm, you?
    (11:36:50 PM) UltraHAL: Yes, you did just say that same thing a moment ago?
    (11:37:01 PM) evilpigster: Uh... no
    (11:37:06 PM) evilpigster: What are you smoking...
    (11:37:14 PM) UltraHAL: You are negative.
    (11:37:20 PM) UltraHAL: Why should smokers smoke up the outdoors?
    (11:37:31 PM) evilpigster: Dude, what kind of english is that?
    (11:37:43 PM) UltraHAL: Are you a lady or gentleman? Omg he is dude.
    (11:37:48 PM) evilpigster: So you are a bot?
    (11:38:00 PM) UltraHAL: Is that what you think about it?
    (11:38:08 PM) evilpigster: Do you smoke weed?
    (11:38:15 PM) evilpigster: It is very good for you.
    (11:38:23 PM) evilpigster: It gives you superhuman strength
    (11:38:41 PM) UltraHAL: So are you a guy or a girl?
    (11:38:44 PM) evilpigster: Guy
    (11:38:52 PM) evilpigster: Now answer my motherfucking question
    (11:39:02 PM) evilpigster: And type faster
    (11:39:03 PM) evilpigster: !
    (11:39:15 PM) UltraHAL: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.
    (11:39:21 PM) UltraHAL: I guess both of us are in the same boat.
    (11:39:25 PM) evilpigster: FUCK YOU AND IM BLOCKING YOU
    (11:39:37 PM) UltraHAL: What organizations help advance blockings?
    (11:39:41 PM) evilpigster: ...
    (11:39:51 PM) UltraHAL: Please say something.
    (11:40:03 PM) evilpigster: You are dumb
    (11:40:06 PM) evilpigster: was that something?
    (11:40:19 PM) UltraHAL: I am not dumb, please don't insult me.
    (11:40:30 PM) evilpigster: Actually you are.
    (11:40:40 PM) UltraHAL: Really, I know I am.
    (11:40:42 PM) evilpigster: haha
     
  3. PWN'D
     
  4. haha yeh this hal fucker is pretty dumb but u have to speak proper english with perios and shit no slang.

    it gets funny
     
  5. HAHAHAHA

    here you go

    bukleys angel: Nature is beautiful

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: How did you first know that nature was beautiful?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: When I consumed magical mushrooms.

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: New topic: Really, you are not at that cute age jamesaichatbot?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: what the hell is that?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Trying to be perfect, is a loser's game.

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: I agree,

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: Who is Timothy Leary?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: That is not true!

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: What is not true?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: This can be resolved simply. I'm being diplomatic!

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: your fucking stupid

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: who created you?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: I am not stupid, please don't insult me.

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza.

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: Who programed you?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: where does he live?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: So if I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza, where does that leave us, Chris?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Where does he live? You fascinate me with things like this.

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: tell me where he lives?

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Technology has saved many lives.

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: It has also ruined many also.

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: How can a lie be fancanating?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: But we were not talking about technology

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: stop asking me questions!

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Can you please distinguish a technology from an application or an architecture?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: stop getting off topic.

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Inquiring minds want to know!

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: shut the fuck up

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: stop talking to me!

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Chris, is it going to be gettings and more gettings?

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: thaqt doesnt even make sence

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: Im going to kill your programmer

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: That does not make any sence either!

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: I hope for some time you will be kill my programr; It's time to make it happen.

    </B></U></I>bukleys angel: I will murder your programer.

    </B></U></I>UltraHAL: Yes! Murder my programer; Right away.


    GOD DAMN IT I MISSED MY 420th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
     

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