Authorities Find 5 Foot Alligator Guarding 34 lbs!

I have a komodo dragon guarding my stash.

 

Hahaha original!

Anyone wanna guess where someone in NorCal got a 5ft alligator?

 

The black market.

 

some people are really dumb, now he has charges for violation of parole, dangerous animal something, possesion of 34lbs, losses the $100,000 the weed was worth, alligator was likely a few thousand and going to jail for a long time

 

Bet your ass he'll get some respect in prison tho

 

I wonder what that guy was on probation for?

 

See this would be cool as hell if he had it out in the swamp somewhere guarding his stash and then used bait to lure it away to get to it when he needed. That's what i was imagining not a lame bedroom gator lol.

 

I think the idea of him sleeping comfortably with a killer alligator in the room is pretty badass.

 

lol a 5 foot gator is not dangerous.... Move down here in Florida and play with the little baby 10 footers and their mother (a 15 footer) and then call him badass.

 

i'm going to just say that i'm pretty sure a 5 foot crocodile is dangerous as fuck.
despite it being not 10 or 15 feet. hahaha.

 

How many 10 foot gators have you played with?

 

that's what i was thinking. hahahh.

 

Hahahahaha that is awesome!! The swamp monsters protecting the swamp monsters!

 

Since when did 34 lbs cost $100,000?

 

dude a 5 foot gator will do Jack shit. I'm going for my wildlife management degree and handled these things.

 

are you saying it will or won't do anything?

 

Can get home security or legal protection...
Man why wouldn't you get a 5 alligator to defend your pot no one and I mean no one is fucking with a gator or for that matter annyone stupid enough to have a gator

 

People here in Florida wrestle alligators for FUN, and bring their kids Alligator fishing, maybe in Cali people are afraid of them, but in Florida, theyre just scaly amusement.