aunt ate weed cookie and is in the hospital

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by collegetoker, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. okay so this is completely serious as rediculous as it sounds
    so i got a call from my dad (i live on campus) saying an ambulance took my aunt (their visiting my parents house) to the hospital. the paramedics said she was okay but the doctor at the emergency room or whatever said she was 'really sick' and had a really high blood pressure i believe, either that or blood sugar i cant remember now

    so im kind of worried until i talk to my brother(who lives at home) and he was making some cookies with some cannabutter or whatever and my aunt ate half a piece he said (she has no idea there was weed in it)

    so im thinking she just got sick since shes never smoked in her life, and edibles are normally alot stronger too

    so my question is, at the hospital, is it likely for them to do some sort of a drug test or something? they wanted to keep her there overnight to monitor her , and im pretty sure in the morning her high will be gone so she should be feeling alright by then
     
  2. Bud would cause lower blood pressure, theoretically at least, seeing as how it has vasodilating effects. Other than that yeah she freaked out, it sucks that she'll have to pay a minumum of some dumbass number of insurance premium dollars, or a few hundred bucks without insurance.

    If they do a drug test who gives a fuck? They can't do shit, unless you are worried about your relative getting in trouble who made them. Thats his and her own respective ******* fault imo
     
  3. I highly dout they would do a drug test. Who's gonna think about taking a piss test on an Aunt. I wouldn't worry about it. Maybe she just needs to up her tolerance and smoke once in a while.
     
  4. If they have no clue what the fuck is going on, one of the first thing's they do to unresponsive patients freaking the fuck out is to give them drug test's to see if any of the medication they are about to administer would have any negative affects. Sorry bro, your bro is fucked.
     
  5. i guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles
     
  6. Ohhh shit!
     
  7. Your bro is a fucking dumbass. He deserves to be arrested.
     
  8. Yeah I highly doubt they'll give her a DT unless she requests one or something, just because...Well she went in there for eating a cookie. lmao

    I'm sorry for sounding like a douche if I do, this is really funny though,
     

  9. Why? He never said it was intentional... It was most likely high blood pressure due to a panic attack since she was so zooted.
     
  10. I just have to say that this is hilarious.
     


  11. You don't ever give someone a drug without their knowledge or consent, no matter how "harmless" it may have been. The guy's aunt could have had a heart or something. Just extremely irresponsible and moronic behavior.
     

  12. Wow, really dude?
     
  13. I have a buddy who made brownies and than put them in like the back of a cupboard or something and went to work. His dad eats a full brownie and starts freaking out and goes to the hospital.

    My buddy ended up getting grounded for like three months haha, which conveniently ended on 420 lol
     
  14. Yeah really dude

    You dont drug someones food without them knowing?
     
  15. she deffinatly just started feeling funky and didnt know why so she started panicing

    i dont think they will drug test her because...well i just couldnt see it being done. when my friend got high for the first time he greened out and though he was going to die and flat out called the fuckin ambulance. he told them it was because we were smoking pot and they didnt do shit. the person in the ambulance said somthing about brownies, he just doesnt remember what.he left me to trip out all alone in his house stoned to shit for the first time in my life. new feelings can be scary as fuck, especially if you have no idea what in the fuck is going on.
     
  16. Sounds like he was making them for himself and his aunt saw them and took one, I doubt anyone would intentionally do it, atleast I hope no one would.
     
  17. Or you don't eat OTHER PEOPLES FOOD without bothering to find out IF THEY FUCKING PUT DRUGS IN IT.


    God damn, are you seriously ********? Stealing is still stealing, caloric intake or not *****!!
     
  18. **Off Topic***

    They really need to disable this "like" bullshit

    **On Topic**
    Hopefully your Aunt is ok
     
  19. dude accidents happen......but it would be funny if ur bro's explanation was "i thought it would be funny" LOL yeah its irresponsible but i laugh at alot of fucked up things..er um YEAh that was bad still though:rolleyes:

    edit- she'll be fineeee
     

  20. well, his brother made the cookies. clearly his aunt should have asked first, certainly doesn't deserve to be arrested.

    you don't take someone elses food without asking :wave:
     

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