attn: girls re: cum/blowjobs

HAHAHA that unforgivable shit is so funny. BITCH, get me some waffle fries...FOR FREE!!

 

Damnit this man is right! some of those girls are like a damn squirt factory. and with the whole massage thing, that is definitely some gangster shit. +rep

 

Hahahaha, the fact the font is caps in certain parts adds to the hilarity.

 

I still don't think it's funny haha

 

Its from a skit on youtube:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw"]YouTube - Unforgivable #1[/ame]

 

LOL! i remember i was getting head, and i asked her if i could please cum in her mouth, and she nodded her head yes, so i was like yeeeaah, and busted. Then she went and spit it out and was all pissy as fuck after. I was like wtf you said i could

 

funny but wrong but funny

 

or bacterial vaginitis which you can get from sitting on a toilet seat;; and no, its not an std hahaha. i got it and i always have safe sex, all i had to do was take a pill that tasted like metal for about a week and it was gone.

SAFE SEX EVERYONE!

 

So no angry pirate?

 

I literally just fell off my bed laughing my ass off that was so funny poodog

 

^^ trippiest sig I've ever seen!

 

dude you had it, but that lasted part ruined it

 

+Rep.

Bahahahaha.

 

rofl.

 

a question for the females do any of you like to swallow because my ex hated it said it made her stomach hurt i said thats is bullshit and i knew this girl into bukkake

 

well to be trite, ill eat the fish taco all night long. alllllllll night long. i think its fun.

not getting squirted on, but hey at least we dont have to take cumshots (well most of us), right guys? it aint that big of a deal, especially if you and your lady are gettin off, thats all that matters.

 

I only like to swallow my guys cum...I don't want that shit nowhere else but down my throat plz and thank you!

 

so does that fuck your stomach up