I've been meaning to make a thread about this for a while. I was blazing with my girlfriend on a baseball field bench, at the local high school at around 930pm when she says in a very startled and serious way: "Oh shit a cop!" "Right behind me?!" (Thinking this cop was feet away) "Ya!" *Eats the lit joint* So my girl was facing me in one direction and I was facing her in another, so I couldn't see said cop. My first thought was this cop was feet away and I was about to get busted. After eating the disgusting half smoked joint I turn around and theres a cop car in the parking lot......... 45 feet away........... I didn't say two words, got up, and walked away as the cop drove off not paying us any attention. I was pretty mad but looking back its kinda funny.