At a tire shop

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by xboxerdude, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. #1 xboxerdude, Jan 2, 2010
    So I'm high in a tire shop waiting for my tire and I'm super baked. Right next to me is this hot ass Asian. I'm gonna smack that
     
  2. #2 HazeGlazed, Jan 2, 2010
    I bet you dont
     
  3. #3 Libertarian, Jan 2, 2010
    Why not?

    There's nothing girls like more than strange guys who are obviously under the influence of drugs hitting on them in situations where they have no clear escape and weren't looking for that sort of attention in the first place, is there?
     
  4. #4 Caffeine Chris, Jan 2, 2010
    :laughing:
     
  5. #5 xboxerdude, Jan 2, 2010
    Thanks for the support, about 10 minutes into our talking her phone rang and she answered with ..... Exotic dancers and I just started laughing my ass off
     
  6. #6 umphreak.mcgeek, Jan 2, 2010
    so did you get bathroom sex or not? a handjob at the very least?
     
  7. #7 hopup, Jan 2, 2010
    Well, it doesn't take this long to get tires mounted. So either he's banging her right now or he's getting high.

    I'll just say he's getting high, because the OP sounded like a 17 year old.
     
  8. #8 dxtoq, Jan 3, 2010
    lmao, this thread is soo epic.
     
  9. #9 dxtoq, Jan 3, 2010
    i'll also add that this is why i love GC
     
  10. #10 Cali Smokes, Jan 3, 2010
    20 bucks says she knows kung fu and just kicked off op's head then jacked his car.
     
  11. #11 Ceniza, Jan 12, 2010
    LMAO :rolleyes:
     
  12. #12 AuntMary, Jan 12, 2010
    hmm im suprised. this thread really delivers
     
  13. #13 purplenuggets, Jan 12, 2010
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  14. #14 h3lenkeler, Jan 13, 2010
    wtf thats me dude... na jk
     
  15. #15 BurnTheKush, Jan 13, 2010
    L0lll
     
  16. #16 420cannabis420, Jan 13, 2010
    To the OP: did you get any?
     
  17. #17 jones, Jan 13, 2010
    is that barack obama?
     

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