assassin

> > > >
> > > > A secret Intelligence Agency had a job opening for an assassin.
> > > > After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were
> > > > done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For
> > > > the final test, the agency took one of the men to a large metal
> > > > door and handed him a gun.
> > > >
> > > > "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
> > > > what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
wife
> > > > sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
> > > >
> > > > The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
wife."
> > > > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take
> > > > your wife and go home."
> > > >
> > > > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
> > > > gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes.
> > > > Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I
can't
> > > > kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take
> > > > your wife and go home."
> > > >
> > > > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> > > > instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
> > > > into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They
> > > > heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
> > > > minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
> > > > the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun was
> > > > loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
> > > > the friggin chair."
> > > >