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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Jan 21, 2004.

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    > > > > A secret Intelligence Agency had a job opening for an assassin.
    > > > > After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were
    > > > > done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For
    > > > > the final test, the agency took one of the men to a large metal
    > > > > door and handed him a gun.
    > > > >
    > > > > "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
    > > > > what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your
    wife
    > > > > sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
    > > > >
    > > > > The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
    wife."
    > > > > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
    Take
    > > > > your wife and go home."
    > > > >
    > > > > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
    > > > > gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
    minutes.
    > > > > Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I
    can't
    > > > > kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
    Take
    > > > > your wife and go home."
    > > > >
    > > > > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    > > > > instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
    > > > > into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They
    > > > > heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
    > > > > minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
    > > > > the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun was
    > > > > loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
    > > > > the friggin chair."
    > > > >
     
  2. Oh my...:D I liked it!
     
  3. Well I expected that... Men have a heart.. LOL
     
  4. hahaha! I've always loved that joke!
     
  5. lol thats funny
     

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