Ask any question but don't expect a helpful answer

Like the thread title says you can ask any question and i will answer it but the answer probably won't be helpful. I might make a sarcastic remark about how it's a stupid question, I might give you a smartass answer, if it's poorly written i might just rewrite your question but fix it grammatically, I might turn my answer into a rant only somewhat related to your question, or there's always the possibility I'll give you an answer that's just plain wrong.

I may not be able to get to every question but i will try. If you think you have an answer to someone's question that isn't helpful then feel free to answer it yourself.

Please try not to get offended. Most of what will be said in this thread will be meant only in playful jest and should not be taken to heart. If you don't think you can handle an environment like this then do yourself and everyone else some good and please don't post here.

Alright, ask away.

 

You would have to call her in the first place for her to call you back

 

Cause my brother changed all the contacts in her phone to mess with her and she's trying to win $1000 from a radio contest...

 

Finally a question that isn't about my mom...

They're easily fooled.

I bring a bag of bread crumbs with me everywhere i go... Gotta be careful though, all those birds can be distracting, particularly when zipping up.

Measurements of quantity.

 

This thread is proof enough for me that they definitely are played out.

 

I'd be disappointed if you didn't!