If you met an alien, and the alien said, "Ask me anything." What would you ask the alien? -- I would ask, "What do you eat?"
I would ask, "Do I exist outside of my own reality?" I meaning the idea of a self, an ego, an individual.
Damn... That is deep man. I think the alien would probably say "Yes..." -- If I met an alien, I would be worried if the alien wants to eat me for food. Like chicken would feel, when they meet a human. I would ask the alien, "Do you eat chicken? Fish? Pigs? Cows? Do you eat humans?"
I would tell him I didn't want to live on this planet anymore and ask him if I could leave with him and he'd say yeah and we'd move to Pandora and smoke glow in the dark dank.
Id ask the alien if how his race discovered wormholes, because my guess is if they are from really far away they would die before they came to earth. So id want to know if they discovered wormholes, and used them as a shortcut to out part of the universe.
Yesterday I was driving in the mountains and it was so remote and dense, there were no trace of human activity except the road that I was driving on. The trees were so lush. Dark green. Dank, I would say. It was humid and about to rain, and indeed it did rain, on and off, which was a very pleasant thing coz it cooled the mountains down to below chilled degrees. The hilly curved mountain road was a pleasure to drive on. Especially in my brand new car, the Volvo. It was very pleasant moment, then suddenly I thought, "What if there's an alien space ship blocking the road at the top of this hill?"
I've always thought the same. Why are they not landing already? May be they had landed before. Many times. And perhaps they're still landing at this very moment, and we don't know about it because the aliens are really sneaky and they got cloaking device so they don't get caught. I think only the broken space ships with malfunctioning cloaking device are the ones that get seen or that get crashed. So I thought if I ever saw a UFO on ground, it must mean their ship is broken and they probably need spare parts, or they ran out of fuel or supplies...
I think if we talk to the alien, it's not because the aliens are speaking English, but we are speaking Alienese. The aliens won't bother to learn English. They will teach us their language in a blink of an eye. And we won't even be talking for real. We won't be talking through our mouth, but it'll be through our minds. Sort of like what we're doing right now. Talking through fingers. But in case of the alien from the outer space, we'll be talking through minds. And the alien will give us the instruction as to what they want us to do, and it'll be up to the human to follow it or disregard it.
I would probably say, don't get near me, im sure your extra terrestrial bacteria could probably kill me, and vice versa. Think about it, we have billions of bacteria that us humans are used to on Earth, we have over 600 different strains of bacteria in are mouth alone, they do no harm to us. But if we exposed a ET to Earthly bacteria, it would probably die because the bacteria is so foreign to them Vice versa, with humans and ET bacteria.
I would hope that the aliens have figured out how to deal with germs. Afterall, they got the alien technology, right? May be they have this 'spray'... a can of spray that you spray on human and it'll sanitize the person while keeping the person alive.
Nah, I think they would have a kind of suit that protects them from transferring bacteria and receiving it, like a hazmat suit type thing.