Asian conspiracy

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Alm0stL0gan, May 8, 2012.

  1. So I have this idea right, some may say its a "highdea". For quite some time I have been led to believe by unnamed sources that Asians have harnessed the ability to float using the shaolin wutang style of kung fu embedded in their DNA. They have been hiding it for many moons.
     
  2. I'll give anything a look, where did you get this from?
     
  3. Nah bro it's all in the cup of noodles my friend, two cups will have those Asians floating in no time.
     
  4. Hahaha!

    I thought it was going to be about north koreas massive underground prison...

    Huge population building something...
     
  5. If they're hiding it, why do they make movies clearly showing them doing what you just described? Do you think they hide it in plain sight? You might be on to something.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGq6FXcpxtY]Hero - Blue Flight Scene on a Lake - YouTube[/ame]
     
  6. Yes they subliminally show us their abilities thru Kung fu movies
     
  7. What are your thoughts on the theory that Asians have no souls? Could that be what makes them light enough to float?
     
  8. Its Gingers...numbnuts
     
  9. What about the Asian gingers from the starburst commercials?

    Bruce lee has no soul?
     
  10. "Japanese people don't have souls."

    Pfft, artard.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSe83qc8Ngg]Japanese people don't have souls - YouTube[/ame]
     

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