As a seasoned toker what makes you LOL

People who tell me they just picked up some government grown g-13 .

Also, people who act as if they are having a bad trip after smoking..

 

The government and religious institutions.

 

^^^
and of course its always sunny!!!

 

dude i feel u a half last me like 2 days ha

 

Regarding t breaks, some people may not be able to afford to just continually upping their smokeage.

 

People who act crazy and do all types of retarded shit, as if they have an excuse because they just smoked a joint, make me LOL. Unless I'm smoking with them, then it makes me rage

 

makes me LOL when these kids THINK what theyre getting is MEDICAL grade

 

HEY HEY HEY old man...

Been smoking for almost 12 years.

Tbreaks? dont do em. lol.

"Im baked" Yes, after 12 years, I still say this. Im known to be the "talkative" "outgoing" guy in my group of friends, so if I just smoked some diesel, and people are like "whats wrong with you?" I just say "huh? im super baked" but yeah, I dont walk around telling people IM HIGH!!! lol.

And yes, a 20 sack, especially of somthing GOOD, is getting smoked usually all at once. lol.





Really does make me laugh tho when people:

Add "kush" to the end of weed names.


If I grew out AFGHAN or SOUR DIESEL, It really bugs me when someone says "you got any of that Afghan kush left?" "you got that SOUR KUSH?"

Are you fucking kidding me? is KUSH the new "chronic" or what? Its afghan you asshat, not afghan kush...


I also laugh when people try to talk to me about growing weed, and within 2 minutes I can tell they have no clue what theyre really talking about.... same thing goes with glass... people just dont know, that I know what I know.

"I got some good nugs off this plant, even tho it was male"

 

Grams and eighths. I've never bought that small a quantity in my life. Back when I used to buy weed, a dealer would either laugh in your face or get pissed for wasting his time if you asked to buy that amount.

Holding in hits until you're blue in the face and then coughing up half a lung because of it. This is supposed to be enjoyable isn't it?

"Rules" for tokin' with other people.

The prices people have to pay for good weed these days. Actually that doesn't make me LOL, it makes me sad.

"Oh man, I've never been that fucked up, was my weed laced??"

Getting high on cough syrup.

People who puke after they get high. WTF is that all about??

People who take weed too seriously like it's a religion or something. It's just weed

EDIT - I should say that stuff makes me smile but I don't judge people for it. Different strokes, ya know...

 

when someone tries to pick up a ball, and they accidentally kick it farther. epiclawlz occur

 

Hotboxing.

 

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How do you not understand a tolerance break?

 

As a 22 year second generation stoner, it cracks me up whenever newbie tokers think they have discovered something new and different in the MJ world. There is so little that's actually groundbreaking in our sub-culture that new discoveries are more rare than needles in haystacks.

It doesn't make me laugh rather, it makes me sad whenever I see underage kids on here trying to get away with toking under their parent's auspices. Hmm...I guess that's another thread...

 

I have to take t breaks every once in a while. I don't want to fork out shit loads of money to be high for an hour.

'Get better weed lol'

Prices suck around here. Not the worst, but certainly not anywhere close to the best. I don't have many connects because most of the people i know are straight edge.
The first time a few of them figured out i smoked they looked at me like i was an alien lol

But anyway, what's not to get about a t-break?

 

mothafuckas that claim to have some good shit and then when you go to their house you get some fuckin skank weed

 

So true.