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ARRG.....im a pirate

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by DaWodin, Apr 1, 2002.

  1. A Captian is overlooking the horizion and spots a pirate ship. He calls his first mate to him and says, "go get my red shirt for tommorrow." The first mate does and the next day a fierce battle ensues with the pirates but the captian and his ship pervails. The first mate asks why the captian wanted a red shirt for that day and the captian replies, In case I was stabbed I didnt want the crew to lose faith so i wore a red shirt to cover it up."
    Several days later the captian is survaying the horizion and sees hundreds of pirate ships coming at him. He calls his first mate to him and says, "Go get my brown pants for tommorrow."
     
  2. Thats comedy.
     

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