arrested for using infrared and changing traffic lights

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Twisting Blunts, Feb 21, 2011.

  1. my boss at work, works for a local fire department and knows i smoke and when i want to get my weed, i want it fast

    so i asked him the other day if he could get me one of those infrared bars / emitters to change traffic lights, he did. i mounted it on my dash as it's a little bar / box looking thing and was changing traffic lights all day and just getting anywhere i needed quickly, a normal trip to my dealers house takes 20 minutes. with the infrared bar i was there in 5, amazing stuff

    well the 2nd day i had it i was cruising and everyone was stopped at a traffic light, a cop was in the left lane and i was approaching the light and the sensor went on ontop of the traffic light and me being the only one moving towards the light and suddenly it changed green for my side and everyone starts moving. the cop tears out of the left lane and instantly gets behind my car and pulls me over..

    what gave it away all together is when he was behind me and i was going through another traffic light that was red and turned green, the light ontop went off and i pulled into a parking lot, cop came up to my window and told me to step out and started questioning me "where's the traffic light changer?" i told him i don't have one and he's like "what's that box on your dash?" i told him it was my cb radio he's like "cb radios aren't that small, where's the antenna for the cb radio?" and finally i just said you can take it

    he ended up taking it for evidence and i was cuffed and charged with impersonating an emergency vehicle and possession of unauthorized emergency equipment, i pretty much i-bonded and waved all my rights so i could get out without paying, hopefully they take it easy on me in court

    bye :wave:
     
  2. wtf lol that's some crazy shit, do you have horrible luck with traffic lights or what?
     
  3. Good job police. :wave:
     

  4. no, all the ones in my town are super long and the green light lasts for like 10 seconds, it fucking sucks and i'm tired of it
     
  5. if they trace that back to your boss...you gotts no job...
     
  6. Hahaha! What is this?
     
  7. dont say nothin niggga
     
  8. It's good he confiscated it. That shits for emergency vehicles only, not public use.

    I'm a member for the fire deptartment, and I find this pretty sad to see that one of these has leaked out into the public. It's people like you that make humanity look retarded. I hope you and your boss gets fired, job well done police.
     

  9. i know where your coming from, and i dont want to but i agree with you...

    butt fuuuuuck i needz one of those magic things:devious:
     
  10. You do realize that practically everyone has access to this technology, right?

    The only thing funny about this is that OP had to ask his boss for something that he could've got for like $10 at Target or Wal Mart.
     
  11. wait what?
     

  12. absolute bullshit. im callin shenanagins.
     
  13. what happened to the good ole days of getting the satisfaction of running a red light when no one is around? ._.
     
  14. gone since i started carrying illegal substances in my car.
     
  15. ahha, no sympathy, we all commute and I personally am happy that you are no longer potentially fucking up my drive even worse.

    but I do hope they don't fine the legs off ya.
     
  16. #17 ImTheJoker4u2, Feb 21, 2011
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    You're thinking of something completely different.......
    Traffic Light Changer Traffic Light Changer for your Motorcycle [TLC] - $12.50 : Iron Bike Worx Motorcycle Accessories, Unique Accessories For Your Motorcycle!
    Thats basically just a magnet



    This is an Infared device...
    Traffic Hackers Hit Red Light


    BTW OP:
    It is now a FEDERAL Offense to Sell or Use any Traffic Preemption device by an authorized user. This has been passed by the Safe Intersections Act of 2005, an addition to the tranist bill signed recently by President Bush. The Penalty is as follows:
    `(a) Offenses-

    `(1) SALE- A person who knowingly sells a traffic signal preemption transmitter in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce to a person who is not acting on behalf of a public agency or private corporation authorized by law to provide fire protection, law enforcement, emergency medical services, transit services, maintenance, or other services for a Federal, State, or local government entity, shall, notwithstanding section 3571(b) of title 18, United States Code, be fined not more than $10,000, imprisoned not more than 1 year, or both.

    `(2) USE- A person who makes unauthorized use of a traffic signal preemption transmitter in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce shall be fined not more than $10,000, imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both.
     
  17. nice link wunsch.... but you still cant just buy one at walmart
     
  18. Nah you can't, he was thinking of something different that ImTheJoker4u2 pointed out.
     
  19. The average idiot is not going to spend all that time to put that together even if they could get the damn thing to work.

    It was just so easy to make or obtain it would be all over the damn place. From the looks of it I bet you it costs more than 10 bucks.
     

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