So I jut got done arguing wit my mom about how I'm not on weed....now I'm in da back under the patio sparking one lol
So you thought you'd start a thread? Remember: She maybe not always right, but she's always you're mom. Sorry, I just had to say that. But seriously, take good care of her; she won't be around forever.
"On weed" lol. I love it! Bro if she has a problem with it just don't smoke it in (or in your case UNDER) her house. Simple as that. You can resist being high enough to wait until you're at a good location for it right???
...if she doesn't want you smoking in or near her house, you should respect her enough to not do it. If you don't like that, get your own place.