Do you always tend to get your way out of sticky situation when stoned? Mom: What have you been smoking? Me: Rolling tobaccos Mom: And why are your eyes red? It smells like marijuana. Me: How do you know what burnt marijuana smells like? And what makes you think it turns your eyes red? How do you know these things? Mom: ... Me: Exactly I know that was kinda lame but Im stoned right now. Im in my sponge state. I'll come up with better situations i've been in.