ok so im sitting in my dorm after jsut getting back from smoking a few bowls. im watching the giants game and listening to music and my roommate walks in. during halftime they had a little clip from the rebublican national convention and my roommate turns to me and says "damn I hope mccain doesnt win, well be in iraq forever and then japan will take us over." i thought the kid was kidding or that i was higher then I thought so i went "what was that?" and he goes "yeah they're building up their military and theyre gonna try to take us over". im kinda in shock now so I ask again "Japan? you dont mean china or somthing" (casue that would make some sense) but he goes "no I mean japan". Wow.
lol japan wont wanna be fucking with us ever since what we did to them. They tried once but we fucked them harder than I fucked that chick last night.
Both its supposed to be a joke but i thought fucking a chick would be funnier. Stoned and I cant make up my mind give me a break man! but shiet I wish I got laid last night. lol Good eye! lol
Which is his choice and im not one to bas his lifestyle choice but he isn't even that smart so wtf is he doing here? I feel kinda bad for him.
a)find a new roommate b)if mccain is elected no one will fuck with us for fear that our entire populace would become a giant unified force. not a good thing, but prolly true. oh and c)why would japan attack us, we buy more cars from japan than any other nation, theyd be doing GM and Ford a great favor!