Are my parents seriously retarded?

If they are, they passed it on to you.

 

Isn't that... harmful? lol

 

when i hear stuff like this, it makes me so glad i moved out =D

 

Time for you to move out

 

Haha love that! I think my parents must know i blaze......I literally hit my bong in the bathroom and then spray some deo and walk out all chill

 

Get a job

 

You ate toothpaste? Haha are you retarded?

 

Maybe they smoke and you don't know it? Maybe they are chill with it, but don't want to lay out the welcome mat. Maybe you got away with it this time. Maybe they don't like confrontation, what ever it is, good on you, maybe next time wait till you see them drive off.

Peace

Be nice to your parents you only get 2 origanals.

 

I don't think your parents are necessarily retarded. If they are like most parents, though, they don't keep tabs on their kids every minute of the day.

 

You called your parents retarded, but you are the one who couldn't even check to see they were gone before smoking.....

 

My parents(before they kicked me out for freaking out on them on xanax) didn't care as long as I smoked outside, and out of sight of all my brothers/sisters. now i moved 300 feet up the street to my friend/neighbors house and we toke all day in the garage and his mom and dad dont care lol

 

i always do that^^^ lol,
plus my parents room is right across the hall from me and when im laying down we can literally see eachother when doors are open, so one time i was too lazy to shut the door so i just hit my bowl in the open and they didnt even smell/see smoke hahahaha

 

no the real answer is YOU ARE RETARDED...not only because you didnt look to see if they were actually gone before you smoked but, also because if you swallow toothpaste you can get flouride poisoning...Dying from Toothpaste Ingestion

for your health

 

back in highschool me and my friends were blazing in his garage with a few people. we were talking and having a gay old time. she was standing less than a foot outside of the garage calling me. i walked out reaking of bud, eyes red as the devils dick and she said honey i told you to be home get in the car.

 

Same, do it almost every night before bed either before or after i shower sometimes mid day if the house is dead and everyone just being lazy..

 

you... ate toothpaste? wat