Next sunday is April Fools Day hooray. Got any plans in mind. I think im going to leave a bag of those 'nugs' the grass makes when you cut it on my kitchen table and see what my parents say ha. They'll storm into my room at 6 am with a pee cup.
I'm going tell my buddy to come over and smoke, then when he gets here I'm going to shoot him in the face with a 12 guage.
Last March I got busted with weed and got put on probation, Me and my best friend were in shop class, and I told him I had hid a dub sack and a tin foil pipe behind one of the school toilets. So he was about to go look, I told him since he was passing the water fountain to fill up my water bottle for me. So he went into the boys nasty bathroom and huged the toilets looking for a bag of weed, when he finially got back with my water he told me someone else got it or I was so stoned and forgot where I put it. He said he even looked behind the sinks, just in case. I laughed so hard. and said APRIL FOOLS, he even had to laugh it was so funny.
No, I was on probation, for keeping him and other friends out of trouble, and I needed the water to pass a piss test. Plus he didn't have a clue that the weed really wasn't there, till I told him.
Im going to hang 99/150 of my neighbors cats all around her yard and spell april fools with the blood. Damn cats
there is this ice maker at my work and we dont use that much ice so more than the top 8 inches is never exposed. Because of this we were joking around about how the bottom of that thing would be the perfect place to hide a body. So because of that Im going to put a rubber hand in it and bury it so they have to scoop out a bit to see it.