So. Being the lazy piece of shit that I am, I ordered my food and then pulled up so they could hand deliver it to me in the freezing cold, while I'm in my nice warm car. Like a boss. I was smoking a blunt a few minutes before she came out and my mouth pretty much dropped because she was the most gorgeous little thing I have ever seen. I wanted to take her right there in the parking lot but I knew I couldn't. To make the story short, I worked my swag charm and actually got her in my car and we agree to go back to my place for some fun. Crazy I know but its all true. This thing was omfg, just so hot. I could tell she was moist and I could tell she wanted me, and I wanted her. I wanted to do nothing more than eat her with her sauces dripping all over my face. We get back to my place and I fling open the door like bat out of hell. I picked her up and threw her on the counter, and she didnt even manage to say a single word before I started to seal the deal. I opened the styrofoam lid and there she was. Completely naked, dripping with wet bbq sauce, and she had the perkiest little pickles I had ever seen. She was the cowboy burger, only $9.99 at your local applebees.
LMFAO. Wassup with all these little threads with twist. First the guy who got caught right after smoking, now this haha. Classic
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