I was chillin with my friend last night who I hadn't seen in a while. We didn't have a ride to my friends so we started walking from my house. Right away he whips out a chillum and we end up ripping about 3 bowls before we get to this farm on the way. We sit at a bench near it and I roll up a blunt, we spark the blunt and half way through we see a pen with a bunch of cows in it. He decides to sprint over and climb up the fence while saying "Yo, come and take a picture of me petting it". At the moment I was very baked so accepted. We both jump the fence and when he gets near the cow it charges at him! When the cow runs at him he starts to run and when he does I follow suit. Right as I take my first step I slipped on a fuckin pile of cow shit and landed directly in it. My whole fuckin hoodie was covered in it. The cow luckily stopped and didn't trample me. After that, I hopped the fence and I noticed two people walk out of their house and walk right past us without saying anything or even noticing us (which was weird as fuck cause I made a loud ass noise while falling, it was 1 am and we were trespassing on their shit). Anyways, we left and kept smoking the blunt heading to my friends house. I smelled like shit the rest of the fucking night. The end.