Apartment maintenance trying to snoop my house?

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  1. #1 mDee, Feb 6, 2015
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    Before i start the story let me just say how my second shower in my apt. only has hot water and they "fixed" it a couple weeks ago but it was still broken once they left. I also dont know if anyone in my household called in the shower being broken again so thats why i think its sketchy.


    So I was just chilling and playing Madden 25 smoked two bowls in my room like an idiot and I heard a big bang on my door so I went and opened it and it was my apartment maintenance guy. He told me something about a plumber coming in 30 minutes and that he wanted to come in the house and look at the shower before the plumber came . My room smelled and theres no need for the dude to look at te shower if he isnt a plumber know what I mean?? so
    When he asked to come in I asked if he could come back with the plumber and he said no problem and winked at me the like did the snap and point at me as he walked away all sketchy and shit but I feel like hes trying to find out whos smoking becuase my apartment building has a no smoking policy at all cuz the lady below me.

    So now im chilling put all my shit away house smells fine and its been more than thirty minutes and this guy still hasnt come back so idk whats goin on but i just feel like hes lurking hard haha

    anyways i just wrote like 5 paragraphs sorry bout that hahaha


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  2. Oh man he winked? That's a definite sign he's with the cia, abandon house, clear your internet history, and burn all evidence
     
  3. Ya i took it that he was so I threw all my pieces out the back window into the trash and flushed my bud down the toilet, gotta stat two steps ahead of the game 😏


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  4. Paranoid as fuck... He probably wants to join:p
     
  5. so just hide all of your stuff in a good stash spot and watch them BOTH closely while they're in your apartment. In the future I'd suggest blowing all the smoke out of a back window or something while your toking.
     
  6. or use a sploof and scented candles


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  7. True gonna start burning outside and I put everything in a shoebox so they dont know. Plumber actually did showup though so I was just being baked paranoid as hell haha


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  8. Yeah a sploof CAN work but why do that when it's beyond easier to just leave a couple windows open and blow smoke outside? Boom, scent is gone and your house gets aired out.

    lol maybe the apartment maintenance guy wants you in bed, maybe the wink meant something else
     
  9. #9 OldDesertDog, Feb 6, 2015
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    Well mate, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean?
     
  10. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.


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  11. I think they wanted to film a porno. I hope you watched them closely!
     
  12. Have a joint on your person when they arrive. As they walk into your bathroom, "drop" the joint.
     
    "Oh, hey, you dropped your cigaretWERFSKLD;JF WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!! This isn't a cigarette! What have you brought into my apartment!"
     
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    I live in an apartment and when I'm smoking a lot, I'll use a sploof instead of blowing out the window because my neighbors windows are close enough for them to smell it. One of my other neighbors blows it out the window and I can smell it every time they're smoking. :p 
     
    I'm not super paranoid about it but I don't want to give anyone a reason to complain either. :confused_2: 
     
  14. That's pretty sketch man, I would just use your rights and don't let anyone you don't know into your house (obviously lol). Oh and by the way all apartment units have their own A/C systems.
     
    Meaning, if the person next door smokes nothing but cigs in their unit, that stench will not travel to other units. Hope that lifts some weight off your shoulders. stay faded :smoking:
     
  15. #15 *guest, Feb 7, 2015
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    1) At least in my state, renters have to allow access to their apartment if they are given the required 24-hour notice (making a maintenance request also serves as permission in some places)
     
    2) Their own A/C systems? Haha lucky you, no such thing in my complex  :p
     
  16. "Is that marijuana? Momma always said that was the devil"


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  17. Being a maintenance guy who has to deal with outside contractors like plumbers for stuff I can't fix myself, plumbers usually ask for things like model numbers, part types, and other info so they don't need to make two trips (come in, look at it, Go grab parts, come back). Probably explains why he asked to see it.

    He probably really doesn't care if you smoke, but it depends on the guy and if he's a butt buddy with the landlord. Some people get off on seeing other people get into trouble.


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  18. Yeahhhh makes more sense for an apartment, I'm in a house so there's really no reason for a sploof where I'm at. Man that must kinda suck having to be real careful while in an apartment if the managers are total sticklers
     
  19. i run cameras in mine and watch from work all day long so that way i know nothings going on
     
  20. Sex tapeeeee


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