Anyone stoned and feel like Haiku-ing?

Discussion in 'General' started by Snugs06, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. #1 Snugs06, Mar 21, 2012
    I can hear something
    I wish I could just see it
    Its' so damn chirpy



    What's up guys? If any of you check out the edibles section, I am high as hell right now from some firecrackers that had a gram in each of them. I was writing a paper for Humanities, and as I was turning it in I saw that I had a discussion due.

    We are to write 5 haikus with a nature theme. Each must be in 5 7 5 sylabic format, and that is the whole discussion. Not too difficult, and I thought it'd be fun, I also thought of y'all and if you're stoned and feel like fucking around I had a fun idea.

    I noticed many of my fellow students never cited sounds as part of nature. So I wanted to write haikus from the view of a blind man, a genius idea right? I wrote the first one but it was some humorous, I got the giggles and now have writer's block. So i'd like to ask for y'alls help

    . Any clever haiku writers in the GC? Now is your time to get anonymously published.
     
  2. #2 BlazeLE, Mar 21, 2012
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    i wish i had some weed
    i cant sleep
    how exactly is this poetry?
     
  3. #3 yeshomo, Mar 21, 2012
    wat is this wizardry? i can't even do it sober lawl
     
  4. #4 veeval, Mar 21, 2012
    Omg. I'm gonna go get high...and come back to this thread.
    Subbed!
     
  5. #5 AshTapper33, Mar 21, 2012
    my doodoo butter
    brown shiny and oh so.... brown
    hell yea lasagna
     
  6. #6 AshTapper33, Mar 21, 2012
    on gc all day
    and i cant even get high
    what was i saying?
     
  7. #7 AshTapper33, Mar 21, 2012
    vegetable beef
    this soup is fucking awesome
    i have a black dog
     
  8. #8 LeroyDankins, Mar 21, 2012
    This is difficult
    In a sober state of mind
    really difficult
     
  9. #9 AshTapper33, Mar 21, 2012
    mind over matter
    the advice i give, my friends
    sober as fuck yo
     
  10. #10 Mr Unknown, Mar 21, 2012
    Shirtless with Orange Juice
    Counting syllables non-stop
    Clock strikes four-twenty.

    :cool:
     
  11. #11 LeroyDankins, Mar 21, 2012
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    Deep.
     
  12. #12 Probot, Mar 21, 2012
    An honest days work?
    Or an honest days smoke-out?
    Honestly? Smoke-out.
     
  13. #13 Deleted member 97913, Mar 21, 2012
    Life is limitless
    Invite fear and timidness
    Twice, feel infinite.

    :smoke::p
     
  14. #14 veeval, Mar 21, 2012
    At one with nature
    With my dank ass mary jane
    Scared on the traintracks

    At one with nature
    With my dank ass mary jane
    God I hate these bugs
     
  15. #15 taogsusej, Mar 22, 2012
    u angry guy there
    why dont yous chill out ya dig
    foreal sort ur shit
     
  16. #16 LeroyDankins, Mar 22, 2012
    Its that time again
    to get off my lazy ass
    and go to work, peace
     
  17. #17 DAVlD, Mar 22, 2012
    i am what i am
    space is the place i wanna go
    send me home charlie
     
  18. #18 veeval, Mar 22, 2012
    So I have to walk
    To get to my apartment
    So damn paranoid

    Hmm I want to write one that rhymes

    Hey we should mingle
    Because weed makes me tingle
    Umm define "single.."
     
  19. #19 DAVlD, Mar 22, 2012
    single is a word
    that means ready for action
    when you are on the front lines
     
  20. #20 WildWill, Mar 22, 2012
    poetry is best
    left to those who understand
    the meaning of life​
     

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