Dendrophiliac- A person who is sexually aroused by trees or plants. Anyone on Grasscity like to fuck plants?
I love my plants but im not tea bagging'em and i'll be damned if I have to call the paramedics cuz my penis is stuck in a venus(penis) fly trap!
I have a mixture of dendrophilia and necrophilia. Strange i know, but having sex with dead plants is awesome
may i ask, how would you fuck a plant? other than sticking it up your ass, i really cant picture it in my head.. and if you were to stick your dick in a tree,id just think your tripping, or retarded, not a dendrophilia..
Is this like a more intimate kind of tree hugging? Or is it just something else altogether? Are there necrodendrophiloaics who just fuck old pieces of driftwood and maybe those petrified trees in Arizona?