Anyone Into Dendrophilia?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Fenrime, May 11, 2011.

  1. Dendrophiliac- A person who is sexually aroused by trees or plants. Anyone on Grasscity like to fuck plants?
     
  2. I'm a pretty big hippie, and I like trees and all, but I've never wanted to stick my penis in one.
     
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  3. I love my plants but im not tea bagging'em and i'll be damned if I have to call the paramedics cuz my penis is stuck in a venus(penis) fly trap!
     
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  4. Ahah what thee fuck?
     
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  5. I have a mixture of dendrophilia and necrophilia.

    Strange i know, but having sex with dead plants is awesome
     
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  6. Only if it's a Ficus! :p
     
  7. sometimes when I'm bored
     
  8. Lol my name would suggest it but no.. I'm only aroused by one type of tree :)
     

  9. I would have thought that as a lesbian you would have preferred lilies. . ..:D
     
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  10. I put a Sequoia tree up my butt once. All of it.
     
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  11. Nothing gets me off like a cactus!!!!



    Jk lol
     
  12. Nothing lubes up your penis like a freshly picked bud. :)
     
  13. I'm sure if I saw a tree with a nice twat.... it would be hard to pass up.
     
  14. This is for the ladies. Or gay dudes. Wait, is it gay if it's a tree?

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  15. personally, I prefer the venus fly trap
     
  16. may i ask, how would you fuck a plant?

    other than sticking it up your ass, i really cant picture it in my head..

    and if you were to stick your dick in a tree,id just think your tripping, or retarded, not a dendrophilia..
     
  17. Is this like a more intimate kind of tree hugging? Or is it just something else altogether? Are there necrodendrophiloaics who just fuck old pieces of driftwood and maybe those petrified trees in Arizona?
     
  18. Only if it's Mary Jane <3
     

  19. Uuuuugh, heheheheheheh heh hehhehehe hhe heh, That tree has a woody......
     
  20. That really just sounds painful to me, I cant see how it would work in any instance...
     

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