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Anyone have to deal with a "Soup Nazi" to get their weed?

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by Messiah Decoy, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. #1 Messiah Decoy, Sep 5, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 5, 2012
    Are you walking on egg shells, worried that the slightest offense to your dealer will get you cut off from the dankiest dank?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3AOmZ2fps]THE SOUP NAZI - YouTube[/ame]
     
  2. Old dealer, back in highschool.
    Tried selling me some mids, said it was chronic - told him straight up that shit wudnt any chronic and i wasnt payin those prices, gave me money back and left.
    no soup for me );
     
  3. yeah i got some dank looking stuff one time but crack the nug open and it was full of seeds. someone left a male in the grow room to knock up them skunky ho's. so i lost a dealer to that mess.
     
  4. I had a guy that was bi polar, and some days he would love me and get me stuff and be nice no problems. Others, it was like I was arresting him.
    Strangest shit ever.
     
  5. I told my dealer his weed was stemmy and he stopped responding to my calls/texts, so I moved on and got a new one. Screw those asshole dealers who can't handle a little bit of criticism on their product.
     
  6. I just tell my guy straight up if I think its shit. Only happened once though, and he agreed haha.
     
  7. Your dealer doesnt care what u do. Just have money in hand and dont be a weirdo.
     

  8. LMAO i had a dude like that too in my freshman year In college. dude was totally bipolar somedays me and him were best friends and he was hooking me up 9$ a gram other days he would be mad as shit like I was fucking his wife and be on his bullshit.
     
  9. Most dealers can't really help what product they are getting, growers are hard to come by and many growers will take advantage of it by "taxing" product. In that respect these dealers are just trying to get by.

    Hell, the last dealer i had hardly made much money at all, perhaps about 10$ per ounce he sold. His primary goal in selling weed wasn't to make money, but rather to get the product to people who wanted/needed it. But people still bitched at him for a few seeds or buds that had too much stem, he doesn't sell anymore of course, too much risk and absolutely no gratitude for his efforts.

    I can understand if it's purposely done though, too many dealers just throwing in stems and seeds to add weight, if it isn't part of the nug, it shouldn't be in the bag.
     

  10. Lmfao... He probably didn't wanna deal with you possibly asking for your money back one day
     
  11. Picked up some weed through a friend who got it from his dealer, so basically it was paid for when I got it, and of course the shits almost brown, about half of it's seeds/stems, and it was the harshest smoke I ever had.. ended up with a headache, and wasted money >:|
     
  12. No one noticed the error of this post? Your not buying soup so how can he be a "soup nazi"? :bolt:
     

  13. there's a reason he put soup nazi in quotations...
     

  14. Some dealers can be like the Soup Nazi except instead of taking away delicious soup they take away dank weed if you make the slightest offense.

    People who saw the classic Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld get the reference better.
     
  15. Gladly my dealer was a close relative. He would always he straight up and if it was shitty he would discount it. Sadly, I moved away and really don't know how to go about finding a new dealer. I also don't really know how to make friends without going through people so its been a boring ass summer.
     

  16. QFT.. No dealer wants some strange dude standin around not talkin n looking at the ground n shit lol.

    Gonna buy weed off the guy, ya gotta be friendly.

    Luckily ive never had anyone decline me a sale lol
     
  17. Yep got a guy who doesn't sell to many and one time he shorted me a bit i mentioned it and now he won't sell to me again..

    but my main guy is one of my best mates so no problem there :D
     
  18. Most dealers won't be soup nazi's fortunately, they need the money :laughing:
     
  19. nah my dealer cool, iv been buyin from him for years so were friends now & hang out a couple times a week, but i have seen him cut people off because they annoy him
     
  20. Got a new dealer that I've been buying off of for about a month and he's cool. I've only ever said 4 words to him everytime I see him, when he see's me on his block I nod to him and he nods to me, I tell him " lemme get a dime" and he gives it to me .. I might say thanks or good looking out but that's about it
     

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