anyone ever try and start a cult?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by greenghoul, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Just wondering, how did things go?
     
  2. Oh, yeah man. It went great.
     
  3. I had myself a following for awhile.
    Turns out that they actually drank the juice, it was crazy man.
     
  4. hmm, cus i'm thinking of starting one that's goal is to combat scientology.
     
  5. In one atm. It's cool. Sacrificing chickens gets boring though
     
  6. Why a cult? Why not a .05% more rational activist group?
     
  7. I cant talk about it, zolandres the great galactic emperor might be listening.
     
  8. Is that anything like the Grand Galactic Inquisitor?

    'Cause if so, my advice is to ignore him.

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  10. Here's my religion:

    The world is a reflection of your true self and life itself is gradual judgement.

    Every individual soul is capable of improving the world by improving the source of this reflection, him or herself. How to decide improvement is found through observation of patterns in personal life.

    God is everything you see, hear, touch, smell, and taste.

    7 Principles: Moderation, purpose, positive outlook or self-knowledge, fortitude, perceptual exploration, and golden rule

    Anybody want to join?
     
  11. Do we get matching jump suits or cool virtual reality headsets?

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    <3 Ein
     
  12. Idk if you blades have seen the craft but I basically did that with a couple other girls in high school. It was short lived lol yet fun.
     
  13. [quote name='"Messiah Decoy"']Here's my religion:

    The world is a reflection of your true self and life itself is gradual judgement.

    Every individual soul is capable of improving the world by improving the source of this reflection, him or herself. How to decide improvement is found through observation of patterns in personal life.

    God is everything you see, hear, touch, smell, and taste.

    7 Principles: Moderation, purpose, positive outlook or self-knowledge, fortitude, perceptual exploration, and golden rule

    Anybody want to join?[/quote]

    Add logic and a clear rule that God doesn't have intention and I'm hooked.
     
  14. Welcome to my sanguinary sect of worship. Feel at home in our black conventicle, as we anathematise all those who oppose us.
     
  15. oh, mine's about cave trolls that hate oil companies and massage therapists alongside scientologists.

    lol.

    >.>
     
  16. You hate massage therapists?

    I'm all about those happy endings. :cool:
     
  17. We don't like the secret society of massage therapists that see it fit to kiss the customer's ass after giving the massage.
     
  18. [quote name='"greenghoul"']We don't like the secret society of massage therapists that see it fit to kiss the customer's ass after giving the massage.[/quote]

    Those fucking whores!
     
  19. Bill Wilson.


    Well more likely he was just trying to make some money and had no idea that anyone with a brain would ever come across his writings and declare getting high to be a "disease"
     

  20. you mean Anonymous?
     

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