Anyone else save their shits for work?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Alrex, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. I used to shit in the morning before work, but lately I've been just saving my shits for work. It's like 10 minutes of nice relaxing time ever, especially after a super stressful shift. You can invest in pens and write on the walls, you can play video games, read a book, surf the web, etc, completely out of the publics point of view. 100% relaxed. Hell, you can even get completely naked. Want to rub one out too? Go ahead.

    They make a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
     

  2. :laughing: :laughing: :smoking:

    Hahahaahha, I do the same. :D
     
  3. i smoke a blunt before i shit.
     
  4. not fucking bad.
     
  5. Hahaahaaha i work at a pizza place and am notorious for this. I sometimes shit twice on the same shift, always paid. Never clock out for breaks cause we hardly ever get them.

    +rep for the laugh.
     
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