I used to shit in the morning before work, but lately I've been just saving my shits for work. It's like 10 minutes of nice relaxing time ever, especially after a super stressful shift. You can invest in pens and write on the walls, you can play video games, read a book, surf the web, etc, completely out of the publics point of view. 100% relaxed. Hell, you can even get completely naked. Want to rub one out too? Go ahead. They make a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
Hahaahaaha i work at a pizza place and am notorious for this. I sometimes shit twice on the same shift, always paid. Never clock out for breaks cause we hardly ever get them. +rep for the laugh.