Dwight:I'm going to report you for not working Jim:I'm going to report YOU for not working Dwight:Fine! Neither of us reports the other one for not working.
I had a weekend all alone at the cottage, and I think I watched 2 or 3 seasons of it blazed as hell that whole weekend.
This season of The Office has been dynamite so far I think my all-time favorite Season 5 moment was when Dwight realizes his conspiracy theory is correct (ep. 5.6) and he does a karate kick like two inches from Phyllis' face. It's such a casual part of his victory dance but he comes so close to her it's hilarious.
i fucking adore the office so watching it high is just a million times better. i think it's safe to say at this point that i've rewatched the series a good 3 or 4 times. michael: if in the future i want to say something funny or do an impression i will no longer ever do any of those things jim: does that include, "that's what she said"? michael: mmm-hmm jim: wow. that's really hard....you really think you can go all day? well, you always left me satisfied and smiling so... michael: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!