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Any stoner cures for a stomach virus?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Blazedmymindbro, Feb 6, 2011.

  1. #1 Blazedmymindbro, Feb 6, 2011
    Dunno why, but I just woke up this morning at 7:00 feeling nauseous as fuck. Threw up 8 times and diahreahed like 9 times. Any stoner cures for this? Hurts like a bitch. 'been sitting leaning against the toilet for around 9 hours straight.
     
  2. #2 WeedBratton, Feb 6, 2011
    Hey hey hey, smoke weed every day.
     
  3. #3 gman7104, Feb 6, 2011
    weed is the best cure for that... what other cure does a stoner need?
     
  4. #4 kyle944811, Feb 6, 2011
    It helps with nausea. Just sayin'
     
  5. #5 Mrmarijuana, Feb 6, 2011
    You could smoke or eat an edible!

    I had a stomach ache last night and ate an edible. Sure enough, 2 hours later, my stomach felt a lot better. Also, I was really stoned for the rest of the night. Helped give me a great nights sleep as well!
     
  6. #6 Gods Boner, Feb 6, 2011
    Saltines maybe. Or penicillin
     
  7. #7 bamblacha, Feb 6, 2011
    What response did you expect besides smoke weed? honestly..
     
  8. #8 THCMaksMeHungry, Feb 6, 2011
    Had the stomach flu and it helped. Helped me eat, sleep, and took away the nausea.
     
  9. #9 OscarZetaAcosta, Feb 6, 2011
    Stoner cure=Weed...what other answer were you looking for?
     
  10. #10 OscarZetaAcosta, Feb 6, 2011
    Damn...beat me to it.:smoking:
     
  11. #11 StuGrimson23, Feb 6, 2011
    And once your baked enough to keep it down, start drinking water (although I prefer Coke when sick) because you're probably dehydrated.
     
  12. #12 Word, Feb 6, 2011
    Tons of water my man. My grandma is a nurse and always used to put me on a BRAT (bananas, rice, apple sauce and toast) diet whenever I had issues.

    I recommend the BRAGT diet. (Bananas, rice apple sauce, ganja and toast) :smoke:
     
  13. #13 Blazedmymindbro, Feb 6, 2011
    I would've assumed this community had "hippie remedies" like drink tea with something.
     
  14. #14 bamblacha, Feb 6, 2011
    Yeah, put weed in tea. Then drink tea.
     

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