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Any food, candle, product as an excuse for the smell of bud?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by JBright, Sep 16, 2012.

  1. Is there anything I can use as an excuse for smell like marijuana?

    NOt smoked marijuana I just need to cover the smell of the skunk bud thats what got me caught by my mom last night. but this morning I went into the restroom and actually did smell a little like weed but Im sure its something else cause I didnt smoke any or take any out this morning.

    So I was wondering if theres anything that has a high percent of passing as "oh its not weed its just this...."

    my lie i came up with was I got sprayed by a skunk while hiking. when i got caught last night.
     
  2. bring a whole bunch of leaves in from outside (different ones) tell your mom its a project from school where you have to identify leaves and sort them. Shit man i dont fucking know
     
  3. The solution is very simple, so simple it is right in front of your eyes. I don't know your intelligence level exactly but it isn't that high obviously. Your mom doesn't like Marijuana. She doesn't use or doesn't want to use Marijuana. She doesn't like you using Marijuana. She doesn't want Marijuana in her house. Smoke it outside. Keep it outside. Problem Solved.

    Done this ever sense I was like 15 like god damn it's so simple I NEVER got in trouble.
     
  4. ^ oh my insult..
     
  5. Crack open a few beers and buy a lil pet skunk
     
  6. Catch a skunk and hide it somewhere in your house so you always have a good excuse on hand
     

  7. Couldnt have said it better
     
  8. I saw cannabis scented incense at the store.... "No my, it's just this incense that smells like weed!" :D
     
  9. Honestly no. I mean you can start burning incense everyday, all day, but that would look suss. How is it being stored?
     

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