anti stoner party

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by thestash_16, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. well i went to this party that went off. only downside was-no-one smoked weed cept for me and a mate. but i really wanted to get stoned at this party. i had had about 10 drinks and a few cones in the first hour. 2nd hour, a few more people show, and the house goes crazy-drunk fucks everywhere. i asked my mate (who was drunl) if we wanted a cone, and he said yes. then we head outside, and my mate decides to ask other people if they smoke weed.....here were some of the peoples answers- "fuck no man, i dont smoke that shit" "hell no i aint no druggie" "man that shit fucks you up" "who has weed?he should leave" then a fuckin maurie jumps in my car- "man, you got that deep purple shit? pack that shit up, i show you how to smoke a bowl" (please note, this guy is from new zealand. he puts on an american accent and acts like a homeboy nigro, and uses all that "yo aint that some shit yo" language. this guy is from new zealand........fucking poser....)
    so yea he talks up how my rips a weak and how he can rip a full-thumb-packed-three-times-with a mountain bowl. so i was like "heres your phat bowl, and then he goes "hold on man, i just gotta see someone, be back in a minute"
    sure enough, i didnt see him again. puss. weak. talk it up then fucking bail. classic.
    about 5 minustes after that, a guy from my old workplace come outside yelling......he then proceeds to kick the shit into the birthday boys lancer (did i mention it was a 21st???) creating a massive dent in the side panel, about $400 damage. he then moves to the next car and kick in the doors of this magna- $$700 damage. he heads to my car, but luckily my other buddy stepped in and told him to not kick my car. Well, anyways these guys come out of the house and see the cars damage. They then lose the plot and start asking who did the damage. they found the guy sitting in a car and drag him out and beat the shit out of him, like slamming his head in the door and kicking him, etc so the cops rock up and me and one of my mates drive off. we headed to a cinema that had recently closed down, and we jumped through this hatch in the roof and chilled in the cinemas!!!!!!
    yea, sorry for the long story. later
     
  2. sounds like a good party. i particularly like the headbashing part. one of the greatest things you can do high is go watch a horror movie(if you can keep it together). me and a friend went to see some movie a while back and when everyone was scared shitless, this scene comes up and its really suspenseful and ya know how the music starts and shit... well we wait until right when you know that somethings about to happen and we yell as loud as we fucking can. about 10 different women and one grown man scream bloody murder. then that something happens in the movie and noone gives a shit. we made a mad dash outta there. fucking hilarious
     
  3. What kind of asshole kicks peoples cars, thats fucking retarded. Im glad he got his ass kicked, I know I would have given him quite a beating if it was my car.


    In fact something somewhat similar happened to me, some kid was talking shit and I was just kinda of brushing him off cause he was a lil drunk. Anyways he picks up a rock and throws it at my car, putting a dent and chip in the paint, I was flat out pissed, punched the kid square in the Jaw, broke it into like 4 pieces, served him right. I don't know which was better, the satisfaction of breaking the assholes Jaw, or my friend yelling 'Next time know who your fucking with asshole!' right after.
     
  4. Haha, makes ya feel warm n fuzzy when people have your back doesn't it?
     
  5. lol, yes... yes it does.
     
  6. That was a weird ass party. First of all having to hear all that bullshit from all those anti marijuana people who don't know anything. And what's up with that poser and that asshole fuckin up people's cars. Though it all turns to laughs when I read he got the shit kicked out of him, hey he had it coming.:smoking:
     
  7. this is the first anti stoner party i've ever heard of
    even if no one smokin inside or whatever the case, just step outside for a "cig"
     
  8. holy shit, sweet party
     
  9. It really does
     
  10. yea, that guy who got the shit beaten out of him-hes changed. he's not a jerk anymore. i think the beating knocked some sense into him-good job!!!! yea i went to a party last night, but my dealer was dry for the night, so i got trashed instead. i met people who toked, but they didnt have any weed. good fun though.
     

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